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Had a dream last night my Triumph was turned into a full-on bagger with king/queen seat, crash bars, windjammer fairing, and even had fucking flags stuck out everywhere. And I had parked it backwards in someone's driveway facing downhill on the centerstand.
Some guy walks up, his douchecanoe is parked behind mine and he's ogling the bike and says something like, "Nice, this one of those v-70's?" Tassles hanging off his sleeves, half helmet with the visor on, hands-free mic boom waggling around while his fat wife looks on, smiling.

I get on the bike and realize I'm afraid to take it off the centerstand without the whole thing falling over. I also get the sense my legs are too short with the new seat.

So, doc, am I gay?

That's amazing, I had the same dream! Definitely gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Were you the guy in the half-helmet and chaps?

No, I was wearing cowboy spurs, a jock strap, and ski goggles.

dude, i had almost the same dream, except I was wearing roller blades, a pink tutu and I had two mac-10s duct taped to my thighs and singing ina goda divida as I rode through the mall.

I had a dream last night that I got shot in the stomach, but decided that I wanted to quietly die. So instead of telling anyone, or going to the hospital, I decided to carry on about my business as if nothing was wrong.
It was a very strange dream.

All this wierdness is nothing compared to what I'm getting tomorrow. I'm going to get probed by aliens.

I heard about that. I hope you're studying for your test. Seriously though, I hope it goes well.

Thanks. So far all I can think about is food. I'm so fucking hungry.

goose wrote:dude, i had almost the same dream, except I was wearing roller blades, a pink tutu and I had two mac-10s duct taped to my thighs and singing ina goda divida as I rode through the mall.

There's a fair chance I'm thinking of sketching this, with only the minor change of adding a lit cigarette... and maybe a beer in the clutch hand

/RM

Sisyphus wrote: So, doc, am I gay?

We'll have to do a blood test to be sure.

QUICK! Your programming is breaking down, get back to the re-education facility asap!

I rarely remember dreams but last night in my sleep I was riding along side Kanada Mike and he was doing 3rd gear clutch up wheelies on his ZX14.

I dreamt I was riding the new California; The sound was pleasant but it was so ugly I was embarrassed to be seen.

man, last nights was fucking bizzarre

I was a baltimore city cop, just starting out, shooting at walls...then there were kids on bicycles and i didn't want to shoot them, and then some other shit that I can't remember right now but man was it bizzarre.