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I stopped partaking in the spectacle of the NFL a few years back, but like a good Catholic on Easter I still made it to the big Game somehow, some way. This year, why fucking bother? Its raining so I cannot mow my yard, I've already tapped out everything I want to see on Netflix Instant Watch Streaming on my Wii, I've got a good book so maybe I'll just watch the rain fall and chill. Maybe I can clean the swingarm on my SS while the wheel is at the shop getting new rubber.

I don't do football. I find it boring, overhpyed and obnoxious. Besides, I have too much work to do.

It's sunny and warm (30's), while I'm dying to take Duc for a spin it ain't happening cause some fucker never sent my head-bearings.

We are doing to b-day party later on and because of the damn game there might be other tenants crashing out party at the condo's Club House since you can't have exclusive on SuperBowl. FUCK!

Fuck football.

BBCA has a Top Gear marathon.

guitargeek wrote: BBCA has a Top Gear marathon.

Thank you GG!! already watching!

guitargeek wrote:Fuck football.

BBCA has a Top Gear marathon.

That is great but I am getting to the point of having most of the episodes memorized.

Even though my hatred of all things NFL is no secret since it is not a religion that I believe in or support, I got invited to hang out with my neighbor to watch the game with a few friends which will consist of us talking about bikes for 3/4's of the time.

Things I understand about football:

-Teams score points against each other
-Players wear mouth guards
-There are refs with whistles
-There are penalties


Things I don't understand about football:

- Why do they use a ball instead of a helmet cover to determine
the player who can score points?
- I have seen several plays where the point scorer ran past several
opponents without scoring any points. Bad officiating???
... I could go on and on, not even mentioning the lack of hot girls.

Football is way too confusing for me, I don't watch it.

i'm over watching millionaires playing with their ballz, and being sold things in between.

No cable, and no FOX reception. (Is that such a terrible thing?)

While I detest advertising, the most I've watched the superhole for was the entertainment factor of the ads. I pass on the half-time show, then quickly bore of the rest.

Being completely disinterested in football, I plan on doing my taxes today as being less annoying and more productive than watching the overhypedstupidbowl.

Yep, hate football, well all organized sports really.
I don't get it, it seems like football fans are the first ones to make fun of someone being gay, yet they obsess over bunch of dudes in padding that exaggerates the male form playing with balls.

Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife crisis.(and cleaning my house)

Davros wrote:Yep, hate football, well all organized sports really.
I don't get it, it seems like football fans are the first ones to make fun of someone being gay, yet they obsess over bunch of dudes in padding that exaggerates the male form playing with balls.

Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife crisis.(and cleaning my house)

Well happy birthday you Dr Who loving lunatic.

As for me, I bought a damn car.
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Fuck the stuporbowl. I'd go skiing if the snow was decent...

Toonce Nader wrote:Things I understand about football:

-Teams score points against each other
-Players wear mouth guards
-There are refs with whistles
-There are penalties


Things I don't understand about football:

- Why do they use a ball instead of a helmet cover to determine
the player who can score points?
- I have seen several plays where the point scorer ran past several
opponents without scoring any points. Bad officiating???
... I could go on and on, not even mentioning the lack of hot girls.

Football is way too confusing for me, I don't watch it.

Win.

Davros wrote:Yep, hate football, well all organized sports really.
I don't get it, it seems like football fans are the first ones to make fun of someone being gay, yet they obsess over bunch of dudes in padding that exaggerates the male form playing with balls.

Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife crisis.(and cleaning my house)

Hey Happy Birthday man. Mine's tomorrow.

but you totally missed Dozer on the Doritos commercial...

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Sisyphus wrote:I don't do football.

Ditto


I usually go to my friend's annual Stuporbowl party however, where everyone but one or two completely ignore the game. Didn't make it this year, took a nap instead.

I enjoyed The Who at halftime last year (or was that the year before?)

Davros wrote:Besides, I turn 40 today, so I'm planning my midlife
crisis.(and cleaning my house)

Happy B-day dude.

Harrison Bergeron wrote:but you totally missed Dozer on the Doritos commercial...

Holy shit!!!! That is him!!!

If I wanted to watch a bunch of overpaid, steroid popping dudes wrestling and swaggering around slapping each-other's asses I'd just hit Redtube for gay porn.

Hell, we crash into trucks and we wear less armor than those fuckers. Am I the only one who thinks that if the USA is the new Rome, we need a much better colosseum?

I went swimming in the ocean instead.

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