UTMC

...that is all.

Ok. Thank you for pointing out the screamingly obvious. What next, that gravity still works?

Does that mean we have to smoke weed or something?

And Gravity is only a theory, you know, like Evolution.

Why yes, it is Adolf Hitler's birthday today.
Put that in your celebratory bong.

piccini9 wrote:Does that mean we have to smoke weed or something?

And Gravity is only a theory, you know, like Evolution.

Very much so. Neither of which is, however, a hypothesis.

rolly wrote:Why yes, it is Adolf Hitler's birthday today.
Put that in your celebratory bong.

And Columbine day as well, may there be enough bong hits to distort time to such a degree that a person could slip through a temporal hole and keep that from happening...

...and yesterday was the 16th anniversary of the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City.

And it's my sister's birthday.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog ... tor-skynet

Beware your microwave ... Terminator conceives the revenge of the machines, including the all-powerful Skynet computers. Photograph: Warner Bros/Rex Features
Is your laptop all of a sudden refusing to obey your commands? Perhaps your iPhone's having a tantrum? If so, there could be a good reason, for tomorrow is the day the machines are set to rise and take over the Earth: at least, if you're a Terminator fan.


Yes, it's Judgment Day for us puny organic life forms. The good times are over and henceforth we can forget about ordering machines to do our dirty work for us. Say goodbye to gadgets, techno-gimmickry and labour-saving devices. Say hello to post-apocalyptic wastelands, mutant rat dinners and frightening numbers of Arnold Schwarzenegger-shaped humanoid deathbots with 'orrible staring red peepers.


Last night at precisely 8.11pm, Skynet, the giant computer network that controls most of the US's weapons, became self aware. Tomorrow it begins its assault on humanity. Two legs bad, quadcore CPUs good. The game's up.


Our only hope in all this is that the Hollywood types have got their dates wrong. After all, Terminator producers have changed their mind about the date of Armageddon more times than the Jehovah's Witnesses. In the TV iteration, the Sarah Connor Chronicles, 19 April 2011 is Judgment Day. However, James Cameron's 1984 debut, Terminator, had it down as 29 August 1997. By the time the non-Cameron directed Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines arrived in cinemas in 2003, the date had conveniently shifted to 24 July 2004.


Cameron himself tweeted last night: "Skynet was supposed to go operational tonight. Instead of machines taking over, we have the very real threat of global warming."

So if your microwave is on the blink, and – in an apparent act of anti-human defiance – your DVD won't eject, perhaps there's no need to worry. That hulking great shape outside your front door is probably just the postman's shadow, and that red machine eye staring back at you is only the standby light on the telly.


Mind you, if the postman starts speaking in an Austrian accent, and you hear the lilting sound of Guns N' Roses echoing from a distant ghetto blaster, it's probably a good idea to slip out the back door and run like the clappers. You have been warned.

...and it is the one year anniversary of the new horizon oil spill. put that in your pipe & smoke it.

Last I heard Skynet did indeed become self aware, but it's busy having a threesome with HAL and GLaDOS who recently came back online.

BTW, has anyone else noticed that most weed brownie recipes on the interwebs have four pages and much instruction concerning the preparation of the oil/butter+weed and then end with "now add this to your favorite brownie mix.."?

It does hold some significance for me actually. It's my brothers birthday, and it also happens to be the anniversary of my first ride on something with 2 wheels and an engine.

rc26 wrote:the anniversary of my first ride on something with 2 wheels and an engine.

That is noteworthy!

today I woke up with a smoking hot chick in my bed at 11am, fucked, smoked with her, layed in bed some more, walked outside onto my porch that is right over the river, in my boxers, while eating apple cheerios and drinking coffee with her, also in her underwear..then we got on my motorcycle, rode an hour and a half to find my favorite secret spot by a reservoir, laid down there for three hours with her half naked (cause it's an awesome hidden spot)...then got back on the bike, rode it our of the woods without crashing and on to her house, made dinner, went on her roof to eat it, then set out some blankets and fucked there too, while overlooking the sunset in Baltimore with an 80 degree breeze. Then we laid down, took a little nap, cuddled and chatted some more, I got dressed, got back on my motorcycle and rode home like the devil.

You win.

guitargeek wrote:You win.

Uh, yeah.

You do indeed win, we need a Dozer Cam.

Oh, and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9EkbAbcdGU

MATPOC wrote:

dozer wrote:blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ... And then I woke up

Yep, that's the version I believe

dozer wrote:today I woke up with a smoking hot chick in my bed at 11am, fucked, smoked with her, layed in bed some more, walked outside onto my porch that is right over the river, in my boxers, while eating apple cheerios and drinking coffee with her, also in her underwear..then we got on my motorcycle, rode an hour and a half to find my favorite secret spot by a reservoir, laid down there for three hours with her half naked (cause it's an awesome hidden spot)...then got back on the bike, rode it our of the woods without crashing and on to her house, made dinner, went on her roof to eat it, then set out some blankets and fucked there too, while overlooking the sunset in Baltimore with an 80 degree breeze. Then we laid down, took a little nap, cuddled and chatted some more, I got dressed, got back on my motorcycle and rode home like the devil.

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