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http://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco ... er-sm.html

Can you get your money back after discovering that Zed and the Gimp are downstairs working over Marcellis?


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I feel for the guy, but, I don't know if he has a chance.

I'm pretty sure the seller is only responsible for disclosing everything that has to do with the property they are selling, not adjacent properties. Is it different in condos than detached units? I'd reckon the rest is on the buyer to research, just like crime statistics, police complaints, etc for the property.

If the neighbor was so forward about it, its a shame he wasn't able to be so before they closed/offered.

Or maybe he closes, then sics the HOA on the noisy neighbor?

Pretending to have noisy sex got this woman arrested. There may also be other aspects to this story.

http://www.theledger.com/article/201105 ... -Act&tc=ar

Well, you can imagine, if this were an ugly custody dispute, just how frightening these circumstances would be to the father. Mother wants more custody and demonstrates to the court how her son is living above Zed as he beats and bangs Marcellis.

Additionally, you can imagine how difficult it would be to drop $621,000 on a condo that you can't really live in. Frankly, I'd move into the kids room and be on the horn to the cops every fucking time I heard Mr. Gimp beg for mercy. Sooner or later, the embarrassment of the cops showing up at the door may dissuade the arrival of the Village People and they could take it to a more suitable venue, such as the many fetish clubs this lovely town provides. (They also rent private dungeons in commercial districts for these specialty activities).

Furthermore, I'd spend an awful lot of time on my front porch cleaning a newly acquired, large caliber, gun collection. Yes, I'd be wearing grease soaked overalls and a Confederate Flag bandana whilst listening to Lynrd Skynrd on a boom box. Given what I know about attitudes towards firearms in this town (not a gun shop in all of San Francisco proper - no bullets, no targets, no nutt'n), there aren't going to be a lot of participants willing to repeat their visits after viewing the hillbilly nutjob that lives upstairs. Indeed, two can play at that game.

Legally, it's up to the NOISE MAKER to install sufficient sound suppression equipment so as not to disturb the other occupants of the building (implied covenant of quiet enjoyment). Seriously, I'm with the new owner in that I don't really give a fuck what my neighbor does in his own home so long as he keeps it there.... including the noise, screams, cries, begging or beating sounds that go along with it. Tall fences (and soundproofing) make good neighbors.

I would tell leather boy that if I even heard the whip crack once, He would be treated to VERY LOUD NON-STOP Lawrence Welk....