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Another use for the spoiler tag
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 9:21 am
by Rabbit_Fighter
A guy walks into a drugstore and buys a box of condoms. The cashier rings him up and says:
"Would you like a bag for these, or do you just want to wear them out?"
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:35 am
by Davros
nice.
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:16 am
by Beemer Dan
Ooh that's cool, much classier than the old ROT13!
BTW, does anyone else like to buy other random stuff with condoms just to freak out the people at the register?
5 hour energy drink x4
bananas x2
carburettor cleaner
greeting card
5lb bag of salt
condoms
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:31 am
by MagnusTheBuilder
I do too.
Kitty litter, a camping tarp, a car battery, 6 tiny flashlights, some DVD-Rs, 3 gallons of milk, potting soil, a large jug of canola oil, condoms (of various sizes), a large fishbowl, nametags...
And then at the checkout... Grab a kit-Kat and ask the clerk, "is this candy?"
"yes."
"oh, ok, I wasn't sure."
Even better is when you keep it simple.
2 or 3 items:
Plastic wrap, raquet balls, condoms.
Rope, hunting vest, condoms.
Bee Pillow pal, condoms.
Pokemon game, bag of candy, condoms.
Justin beiber DVD, condoms.
Etc...
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:40 am
by Rabbit_Fighter
A lady walks into a grocery store and buys 2 oranges, a box of cereal, a pound of chicken and some trash bags.
The checker rings everything up and says, "Ah, you must be single."
The lady smiles and says, "Wow, that's right! You could figure that out from the things I bought?"
Checker says,
"No, I guessed that because you're fucking ugly."
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:57 pm
by Bigshankhank
How do you keep an idiot entertained for five minutes?
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:37 pm
by Sisyphus
NAH-AH,it only took me 30 seconds.
Re: Another use for the spoiler tag
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 4:08 pm
by Rabbit_Fighter
BackDoorBarbie wrote:Rabbit_Fighter wrote:*this actually happened to me two days ago.
you walked out of a drug store wearing condoms?
as far as inappropriate things to buy along with condoms, jr. j takes the win, an economy box of box of condoms, a little girl's pink rain jacket, and his toy ride christmas present.
ATGATT!!!
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 5:51 pm
by dozer
does this work for sexy pics too?
ossum.
