UTMC

From the folks at Ranger-Up



Every Time a Terrorist Dies a Paratrooper gets his Wings.

You asked for another Airborne shirt and we’ve delivered.

This shirt really has all the elements:

1) Accentuates that surreal feeling you get when the green light comes on and you jump into the nether.

2) Is funny.

3) Will absolutely piss off peacenik do-gooders.

4) Gives you the ability to fire bolts of lightning from your hands.*

*This is absolutely not true.



(i asked for an WW2 Merchant Mariner shirt, still waiting.....)

I'm not really on board with #3.
I don't really consider myself a "peacenik do-gooder" but saying a product will make someone angry that isn't a terrorist, and referring to them as "do-gooders" seems like, well, unnecessarily antagonistic. Aren't the people that this market sells to considered those that do good?
I mean, wtf?

So much short-sightedness in the world. No wonder nobody in this country can talk to anyone else without an argument.

I rest my case.