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Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:04 am**

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:06 am**

That makes my throat hurt just looking at it.

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:11 am**

Order now and get a free pair of shorts. Buy two or more and get an additional pair of flip flops!!

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:42 am**

so, if he gets tossed over the handle bars will it remove his nads?

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:43 am**

Rock wrote:so, if he gets tossed over the handle bars will it remove his nads?

We can only hope.

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:04 am**

If that comes in fleshtone the phallic-joke possibilities are endless!

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:08 am**

I've always wanted a dick on my tank.

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:46 am**

[ pic of that south park contraption conveyance wheel thing that simulates being double-teamed ] who can fix this?

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:20 am**

Of all the stupid ass claims, my favorite is "Better Braking."

Reminds me of this Onion classic:

Chrysler Halts Production Of Neckbelts

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:39 am**

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
Chrysler Halts Production Of Neckbelts

"Brain death is something science still knows very little about," said Chrysler safety engineer Tom Savini,

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:57 am**

All of my thoughts on this device have already been said in this thread, I love you guys

Edit: just had to add that it should come with this:

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:42 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:58 pm**

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:embed thingie

That's the one!

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:11 pm**

BDB,
Love the comments you filled in. Please let us know their response.

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:32 pm**

I think you just won the thread BDB

WOW! THIS FIXES EVERYTHING!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1