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Beyond Disturbing Toy! Wish Jonny were still in Japan

Post by goose » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:28 am

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:shock: :shock:


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Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:34 am

I cannot stop laughing. WTF?!?!!?!!?!?!?
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Post by Priest » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:17 pm

You CAN shave the baby!
Priest.

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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:43 pm

...the fuck? OH, wait, Japan. Okay. The land of vending machines with used panties. Whatever.
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Post by Korpen » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:24 pm

I think the writing might be Chinese, not Japanese.
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu Jun 30, 2011 12:41 am

Yeah, likely from China.

Still, wtf?

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:01 am

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Post by xtian » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:38 am

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I'm not really from around here.

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Post by Ames » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:30 am

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He's having the same reaction I am, "Holy shit! I can read Chinese!...Hey, wait a minute..." :lol:
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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:52 pm

wait.... the ... you mean... no NO! JUST NO! :shock:

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Post by SidVicious » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:21 pm

I can do this too!

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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:41 pm

This is too odd even for the Doctor.

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Post by Bestguess » Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:54 pm

Mr. Goose,

Would you please show us on the doll, with this razor,
where the bad nurse shaved you..... :P
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Post by problemaddict » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:47 am

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Post by Jonny » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:47 pm

Yeah, the kanji isn't Japanese and no, Goose, you can't have one!

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