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Spare sphincters are here!
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:58 am
by DerGolgo
Finally! Now, we must never fear to loose the ability to pucker, ever!
Well, if you're a mouse, but the human version cannot be that far behind.
http://io9.com/5829725/functioning-anal ... petri-dish
Esther Inglis-Arkell on io9.com wrote:There is no denying that growing an anal sphincter in a petri dish is hilarious. There is also no denying that nobody reading this would enjoy being without an anal sphincter, so it's good that there are back-ups being developed.
This is an achievement that is equally ludicrous to comprehend, hilarious to consider and outstanding in every way!
Of course, what will really drive the adoption of this for human use will be custom-sphincters for the...specialist and/or professional user...
"Look ma! Heart-shaped!"
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:01 am
by Metalredneck
Test-tube politicians?
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 am
by Bigshankhank
Rev wrote:The first commercial use of any new technology, from movable type to the photograph to virtual reality, is pornography. So in answer to your question about what we'll do with this scientific breakthrough, the answer is simple. We'll fuck it.
Combined with the "oral surgery" robotic head/mouth thing posted elsewhere, youve got just about everything you need for a new fetish.
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:00 am
by Jaeger
Rev wrote:Bigshankhank wrote:Rev wrote:The first commercial use of any new technology, from movable type to the photograph to virtual reality, is pornography. So in answer to your question about what we'll do with this scientific breakthrough, the answer is simple. We'll fuck it.
Combined with the "oral surgery" robotic head/mouth thing posted elsewhere, youve got just about everything you need for a new fetish.
Or a William Burroughs novel.
--Jaeger
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:20 am
by Beemer Dan
what the hell Jaeger? what the hell is that?
OH GAWD!!!
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:28 am
by Bigshankhank
Beemer Dan wrote:what the hell Jaeger? what the hell is that?
OH GAWD!!!
I dunno, but am I the only one who is kinda aroused now? C'mon admit it, I'm not the only one. There's that one guy, you know who I'm talking about, lives out West, yeah he's into this.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am
by Beemer Dan
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:08 am
by xtian
organic pocket fart gadget ?
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:24 am
by Rabbit_Fighter
Can they put sphincters in my ears? I'd never need earplugs again.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:58 pm
by calamari kid
Jager, is that your Mugwump? I am incredibly jealous.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:43 pm
by piccini9
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Can they put sphincters in my ears? I'd never need earplugs again.
I've been bitching about our lack of earlids for years. I'll wait for the second or third generation models.
One can only imagine the fuck-ups possible on the Beta...
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:25 pm
by Ames
piccini9 wrote:Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Can they put sphincters in my ears? I'd never need earplugs again.
I've been bitching about our lack of earlids for years. I'll wait for the second or third generation models.
One can only imagine the fuck-ups possible on the Beta...
I can only imagine the repeated conversations for the first generations users: "Huh? Say again? Are you okay? You sound like shit."
