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Every time I see a spider in the house...
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:03 pm
by Beemer Dan
I turn into Howard Dean...
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:19 pm
by Toonce(s)
it took about twenty-seven iterations but eventually I laughed out loud.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:46 pm
by Zim
My spider discovery vocalizations are a bit higher pitched. Then I google "hermetically sealed housing" after placing a For Sale sign in front of the house.
Goddamn little bastards. Just today I was taking a nap (because I can) and felt an itch on my arm. It was a persistent itch though. Peering over, I see a black, glowing, highly poisonous, tear gas and laser emitting, 10 pound, 1" fang, dog eating winged monster spider crawling around near my arm. Problem was: I couldn't scream and do the icky hand-shaking dance like I usually do because three kids were also taking a nap.
So I bravely got up off the floor after fainting, grabbed a can of air duster stuff (the one with the l-o-n-g red straw), inverted it, and cryogenically ended the shithead. It's still on the floor where I left it, 'cuz I ain't touchin' it!
Eww eww eww!
Re: Every time I see a spider in the house...
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:29 pm
by roadmissile
Beemer Dan wrote:I turn into Howard Dean...
Here I am imagining you ranting at a spider about going to Washington DC to TAKE. BACK. THE WHITE HOUSE!
http://objective.ytmnd.com/
/RM
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:52 pm
by motorpsycho67
You guys are funny....
I don't like spiders either, but I'll only scream if I catch one crawling on me... and it has to be a fat ugly one at that. More a scream of surprise though (AH!), rather than a girly scream
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:48 pm
by calamari kid
While pretty wife and I were in the early days of our relationship we went to the local zoo, which had a "spider house" exhibit. Being morbidly fascinated by things that freak me out, I got up real close to the goliath spider which was hunkered down in its fish tank. Then it did that lightning fast legs up back off move. Thankfully the pitch of my "SHITFUCK!!! AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!" was high enough that the group of 3rd grade kids standing behind me weren't corrupted by my foul language. Of course the one who called me a pussy was already there.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:06 pm
by Toonce(s)
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:16 pm
by piccini9
I like spiders. Even have a spider rescue kit at hand, just an empty yogurt cup, and a piece of paper. They get gently delivered to the world outside, even if it's cold out.
I don't like 'em that much.
Ants get killed, mice get killed, those crazy, nasty, little zillion legger things, they get killed.
Spiders, they get another chance.
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:21 pm
by xtian
exactly, spiders are useful. I just find it difficult for a few years to drink in the same glass I used to carry out that giant black hairy thing with hooks and all the eyes, I'm afraid I am going to wake up with web splashing out of my butt.
When I hear a terrified scream downstairs, It usually is a butterfly (but other than that the GF is rather normal).