F26-A
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:40 pm
Fighting the Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio Slavery Big Brother Conspiracy at all costs
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guitargeek wrote:Love 27b/6.
On being told his minibike had been stolen
"I hope they are riding it and the petrol tank blows up and their legs and arms get blown off and when they are in the hospital they think 'I really wish I hadn't stolen that motorbike'."
DerGolgo wrote:Oh, wait, it's that David Thorne.

guitargeek wrote:At first, I wanted to pummel Thorne's head into a gooey wet mess, but then I found out that Dempsey has a Nickelback poster, and I was all like "okay".
[/quote]My Confession
When I was in year ten, I would wag school to catch the bus into the city. I would hide the contents of my schoolbag and go to a christian book store called the 'Open Book', covering two levels and a second hand section in the basement. I would go in with my empty bag, select expensive theological volumes, and fill my bag with several hundred dollars worth. I would then use the toilets to remove any price tags before going downstairs to the basement where they would buy my books for half the retail price. I did this twice a week. I figured that if they caught me I would cry and ask for their forgiveness and as christians they would have let me go but they never caught on. I remember one person buying the entire Amy Grant tape collection when it had been on the shelves not ten minutes before. I was saving for a motorbike and bought a Suzuki Katana. The 'Open Book' went broke a year later so it worked out well for everyone.
Listening to bad music (even Nickelback bad) doesn't make you fair game for cruelty.thrasherbill wrote:guitargeek wrote:At first, I wanted to pummel Thorne's head into a gooey wet mess, but then I found out that Dempsey has a Nickelback poster, and I was all like "okay".
Anyone with a Nickelback poster anywhere deserves this kind of treatment.
I disagree. Liking Nickelback to the point of hanging a poster in your workplace automatically qualifies you for any and all cruel treatment and ridicule.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Listening to bad music (even Nickelback bad) doesn't make you fair game for cruelty.thrasherbill wrote:guitargeek wrote:At first, I wanted to pummel Thorne's head into a gooey wet mess, but then I found out that Dempsey has a Nickelback poster, and I was all like "okay".
Anyone with a Nickelback poster anywhere deserves this kind of treatment.