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piccini9
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Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:54 pm

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Post by Vitiare » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:10 pm

Nice! Though I have no idea what that is.
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Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:24 pm

I'm pretty sure it's a Hayabusa done up in old Gulf Racing Livery.
There's a bicycle racing team around here that wears the same colors.
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Post by goose » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:27 pm

Damn, even on that monstrosity those colors look fucking jangleplatz!
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Post by Vitiare » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:54 pm

I gotta say I've always loved the Gulf Oil livery colors. Its so anti-race car.

I wonder if that wheel fairing serves a real purpose, besides making tire pressure checks impossible.
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Post by calamari kid » Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:22 pm

Vitiare wrote:I gotta say I've always loved the Gulf Oil livery colors. Its so anti-race car.

I wonder if that wheel fairing serves a real purpose, besides making tire pressure checks impossible.
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Post by SpecialK » Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:30 pm

That thing looks really cool. I'm sure it handles great with that spoked rear wheel being held on by a swingarm with a hinge in the middle.

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Post by MATPOC » Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:09 pm

Vitiare wrote:I gotta say I've always loved the Gulf Oil livery colors. Its so anti-race car.
Gulf Livery is all about race cars

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Vitiare wrote: I wonder if that wheel fairing serves a real purpose, besides making tire pressure checks impossible.
That fairing is an aerodynamic aid, implying that this is a LSR machine

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Post by SpecialK » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:07 pm

I see your GT40 and raise a Porsche 917:
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:25 pm

I was at a combined car/bike track day once, and there was a GT40 in the car A group.
It got meatballed for blowing somewhere in the neighborhood of 125 dB.
When it went past, there was no way of carrying on your conversation pretty much anywhere in the pits; you just had to wait it out as it went down the straight.
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Post by xtian » Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:45 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:I was at a combined car/bike track day once, and there was a GT40 in the car A group.
It got meatballed for blowing somewhere in the neighborhood of 125 dB.
When it went past, there was no way of carrying on your conversation pretty much anywhere in the pits; you just had to wait it out as it went down the straight.
wait untill you hear the 917 !
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sat Nov 12, 2011 12:28 pm

Vitiare wrote: Its so anti-race car.


???
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:09 pm

xtian wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:I was at a combined car/bike track day once, and there was a GT40 in the car A group.
It got meatballed for blowing somewhere in the neighborhood of 125 dB.
When it went past, there was no way of carrying on your conversation pretty much anywhere in the pits; you just had to wait it out as it went down the straight.
wait untill you hear the 917 !
Heh... I'm wearing ear plugs if the 917 is any louder than 125 dB.
The upper limit for MotoGP regs is 130, and that's just flippin painful.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sat Nov 12, 2011 3:32 pm

I'll see your 917 and raise you a Tata
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Post by piccini9 » Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:39 pm

Oddly, they don't seem to be sponsored by Gulf.
Does Gulf Oil still exist? I dunno...

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Post by MATPOC » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:31 pm

2 Gulf stations with in a mile of my house, or at least there used to be at one point...

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