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Lucid Dreaming

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Lucid Dreaming

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:14 pm

If you have a lucid dream, wake up and tell your friends about it, then wake up again, because the part where you were telling your friends about it was actually still in a dream. . . . were you having a lucid dream in the first place?

I had an awesome dream a couple mornings back where I realized I was dreaming and decided to have fun with it. I did the obvious: "I can fly!" which was fucking awesome. Then I decided it would be fun to ride a superbike up Windy Ridge. Unfortunately, whenever I leaned the bike over, it felt like I was leaning all the way through the ground. In my dream I got mad and thought "this isn't realistic feeling!"

Still, it was fun. I woke up and decided to post about it on the UTMC board . . . . but then I woke up again and I was still in bed.

Did I have a lucid dream, or did I dream about having a lucid dream?

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"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
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Post by rolly » Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:11 pm

Duuuude.

You should see the movie Waking Life sometime.
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:43 pm

I like having fun.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Sonic Rob
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Oakland
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Post by Sonic Rob » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:00 pm

My brain is stupid. Even when I realize I'm dreaming and try to control stuff, there's still the part of me that says "No, that wouldn't happen" and shuts it all down. :(
Roboute Guilliman wrote:A biker's stance should always be robust and dauntless, but never immobile or rigid. Speed is his advantage, and surprise his deadliest weapon. In fluidity he will find success, and in success he shall find renown.
AZRider wrote:Again, speaking as a museum professional, we call the reenactors/costumed interpreters who take it too seriously, "Time Transvestites."
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smalltownsarah
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Seattle

Post by smalltownsarah » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:46 am

rolly wrote:Duuuude.

You should see the movie Waking Life sometime.
I was going to post that, pretty much verbatim. :|
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:16 am

Coolest dream I ever had was a lucid dream.
SHort synopsis:

Oh shit, bad guys are after me!
Oh no, I'm trapped in this house by bad guys!
Awesome, I have managed to bust out of the house, but now the bad guys are chasing me!
Oh no, I'm running away, but can't seem to get anywhere!!!

Waaaaaiiiiit a second, this is one of those dreams where I'm running, but can't seem to get anywhere. I am just having a dream.

WELL SCREW THAT, THEN, I'M GONNA GO KICK SOME ASS!!!!!
Wait, why am I running back to kick some ass, WHEN I CAN FLY BACK TO KICK SOME ASS!?!?
I'M GONNA FLY BACK THERE, AND KICK SOME MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!

...I woke up right as I was about to fly through the front door of the house where the bad guys were. I'm pretty sure I got too excited about going and having an epic kung fu battle with some bad guys, and the adrenaline brought me out of sleep. Too bad, too, coz it woulda been jangleplatz!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Bo_9
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.

Post by Bo_9 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:37 pm

Always this one or similar.
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When an old man dies a library burns...

"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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Mk3
Captain Sensible, Space Command.
Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!

Post by Mk3 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:42 pm

What is particularly disturbing is having a lucid dream (or any particularly vivid dream,but lucid are the worst) in which I lose a limb, then wake up with my leg or arm asleep. It smears the line between wake and sleep then you're just al fockered up for half the morning.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

***and why cant I embed videos? how does one make that happen?***
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:41 pm

Mk3 wrote: ***and why cant I embed videos? how does one make that happen?***
Use the "old embed code" check box from the share options on youtube. Also, the video may not show up when you preview your post, they don't show up for me until I make the actual post.

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"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Mk3
Captain Sensible, Space Command.
Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!

Post by Mk3 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:09 pm

It worked! (in the politics thread) Thanks Calamari kid
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!

"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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