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Austrian Village Considers a Fucking Name Change

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:30 am
by MoraleHazard

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:42 am
by DerGolgo
No. NoNoNoNoNo. Don't they fu**ing realized they are sitting on a fu**ing goldmine? They could market the heck out of the name of their town, enough for the the whole fu**ing population to make a fu**ing killing.
Fu**ers have no fu**ing clue.
Fuck. (-ing).

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:39 am
by goose
I hope the name doesn't change. Really, I'm going to fucking some day. I only wish an olympic skier would have this lovely hamlet as their hometown.

I can just see the announcers doing the "color" commentary now -

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:00 am
by motorpsycho67
goose wrote: I can just see the announcers doing the "color" commentary now -

"The Fucking skier is in the gate..... counting down..... 3,2,1.... Go Fucking! ...... That Fucker flew 110 yards!"

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:00 pm
by SpecialK
I wonder why Pfaffing doesn't have a problem? I mean that's pretty funny too. Speaking of which I have some business to attend to...

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:02 pm
by rc26
Simply change the spelling to "Fook".

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Re: Nicht so schnell!

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:34 pm
by motorpsycho67
Rev wrote:Image

Not so fast with the Fucking please...


:lol:

Re: Nicht so schnell!

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:02 pm
by xtian
Rev wrote:Image
that will take all its flavour once you know that "bitte" is the french slang for cock.

Re: Nicht so schnell!

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:43 pm
by Zer0
the article wrote:However, the attentions of Anglo-linguists has now extended to swarms of half-naked women having their pictures taken next to the town's road signs, while the cost of replacing stolen signs continues to mount.
And therein lies the conundrum. We have two issues here, one of them a problem: half-naked women and the pilfering of signage, which must be expensive, but profitable if played right.

Why not have half-naked Fucking women with a collection can at each sign to raise some Euros for future sign replacement?

Re: Nicht so schnell!

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:48 pm
by DerGolgo
Zer0 wrote:
the article wrote:However, the attentions of Anglo-linguists has now extended to swarms of half-naked women having their pictures taken next to the town's road signs, while the cost of replacing stolen signs continues to mount.
And therein lies the conundrum. We have two issues here, one of them a problem: half-naked women and the pilfering of signage, which must be expensive, but profitable if played right.

Why not have half-naked Fucking women with a collection can at each sign to raise some Euros for future sign replacement?
Or build a truly indestructible sign and have an annual competition whether anyone can steal it with no more tools than they can carry in their pockets. Televised with profits going to charity, but at the same time thus advertising the roaring tourist trade with soundproof hotel rooms, souvenir signs for sale and all that.