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Nausea related to pregnancy? How to help ease the suffering
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Nausea related to pregnancy? How to help ease the suffering
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Man, I don't remember that from my reading primers in elementary school.The Article wrote:Dr. Alyssa Dweck, an ob-gyn based in Mount Kisco, NYand co-author of “V is for Vagina”
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
It's part of a series.Bigshankhank wrote:Man, I don't remember that from my reading primers in elementary school.The Article wrote:Dr. Alyssa Dweck, an ob-gyn based in Mount Kisco, NYand co-author of “V is for Vagina”
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
I'm going to perform my own scientific tests; I'll leave this news story open on my desktop and see if I don't get slapped in the morning. But seriously, I am willing to make the sacrifice to help my wife's morning sickness (and yes, we are expecting Sprout #2).
"In 2002, he (Dr. Gallup) made waves when he concluded that exposure to semen offered anti-depressant qualities."
I know I'm always less depressed when I expose people to my semen...
"In 2002, he (Dr. Gallup) made waves when he concluded that exposure to semen offered anti-depressant qualities."
I know I'm always less depressed when I expose people to my semen...
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
W00t, congrats!Jonny wrote: (and yes, we are expecting Sprout #2).
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
What, this is the baby announcement thread now? Why can't we have a good old-fashioned misogeny thread once and a while? This is why I married a women with kids and a tubal ligation.
p.s. Congrats to both of you.
p.s. Congrats to both of you.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
I expect a full report confirming or denying the hypothesis that sperm alleviates the issue of morning sickness for both Jonny and Rench. The way I see it, there's no wrong answer here for you guys. Oh, and Congratulations on the soon to be daddy (or daddy again) status. Now, get in there and help those poor suffering women!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
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happycommuter
- Yep. Fuckin' Idiot.
why put gas in car with a full tank?
Doctors used to prescribe smoking to cure this, but then America stopped being cool.
I'm not sure how getting your cock puked on is an improvement.
I'm not sure how getting your cock puked on is an improvement.
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
Re: why put gas in car with a full tank?
That is hot...happycommuter wrote:...getting your cock puked on...
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
Re: why put gas in car with a full tank?
missing Japan ?Jonny wrote:That is hot...happycommuter wrote:...getting your cock puked on...
I'm not really from around here.
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
Re: why put gas in car with a full tank?
........possibly.... *^.^* \/xtian wrote:missing Japan ?Jonny wrote:That is hot...happycommuter wrote:...getting your cock puked on...
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
I see what you did there!Jonny wrote:Well, that blew up in my face. My wife found the page, read the headline, and accused me of reading sketchy porn. I tried to explain, but she wouldn't swallow the idea. We just couldn't come to an agreement and she simply refused to face this possibility at all. I'll be rubbing that idea out...
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Yes. Congrats and good luck to both of you!calamari kid wrote:W00t, congrats!Jonny wrote: (and yes, we are expecting Sprout #2).
Also you too, Rench and Mrs. Wrench!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
SSCAM wrote:I see what you did there!Jonny wrote:Well, that blew up in my face. My wife found the page, read the headline, and accused me of reading sketchy porn. I tried to explain, but she wouldn't swallow the idea. We just couldn't come to an agreement and she simply refused to face this possibility at all. I'll be rubbing that idea out...
Waaaait a minit.
That was a joke!!! I get it!
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...