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Introducing the Popinator...

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This could revolutionize snack time the same way Segway impacted transportation!

Seriously though, that's is awesome.

fricken love it!

Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!

That fucking rawks

Neat! I think I recall a similar machine, although not voice-tracking, which would throw a can of beer into your hand.

DerGolgo wrote:Neat! I think I recall a similar machine, although not voice-tracking, which would throw a can of beer into your hand.

That's called "The Good Wife".

goose wrote:Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!

Best idea I've heard all week.

calamari kid wrote:

goose wrote:Combine this with the salt shotgun and you have salted popcorn trap shooting. jangleplatz!

Best idea I've heard all week.

Indeed! And, better yet, if you miss, you still get to eat the target!

I do not want this in my house, but I'm confident my 7 & 10 yr. olds would. It would only be a matter of time for bugs or marbles to find their way into that thing.

Zer0 wrote:It would only be a matter of time for bugs or marbles to find their way into that thing.

My wife was thinking peanut M&Ms. Like it was a good thing, something she would actually put to use.

The BonBoninator: "Bon Bon!" zzzt zzzt *pop* "Mmmmmm!"
But why stop there? How about light industrial uses:
The Shopinator: "Screwdriver!" zzt zzzt *pop* "Ow!"
Or reducing health care staffing costs:
The Surgeonator: "Scalpel" zzt zzzt *pop* "Bleaaargh!"
Or at the shore:
The SunBlockinator: "Bukkake!" zzt zzzt *skeet skeet skeet* "eew"

Don't forget the PleaseDispersonator:

"Hey, what if I don't want to disperse, this is a peaceful protest, I have my rights" zzzt zzzt *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

Pattio wrote: The SunBlockinator: "Bukkake!" zzt zzzt *skeet skeet skeet* "eew"