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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
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You realize it is Fall, right?
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
You realize it is Fall, right?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Fahrenheit, not celcius, smartasses. No Kelvins either
geeks
geeks
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Gray and shitty here today. Temperatures are still reasonable (60s-70sºF) but heading down into the 50s this weekend. Should at least be sunny and dry for a good portion of DOOM. 
http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Reston+VA+USVA0645" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
--Jaeger
http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Reston+VA+USVA0645" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
57 and grey up here. That's 14 in Canadian.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
about the same but I had to shorten my afternoon ride after my undies became too wet for intimate comfort.thrasherbill wrote:57 and grey up here. That's 14 in Canadian.
I'm not really from around here.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Uuuhhhhhhxtian wrote: I had to shorten my afternoon ride after my undies became too wet for intimate comfort.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
100 Rankine? Yes, it is under that right now where I am.Zer0 wrote:Fahrenheit, not celcius, smartasses. No Kelvins either
geeks
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Yeah, but there's no such thing as global warming,
that's just a load of hippy bullshit!
that's just a load of hippy bullshit!
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Yes, we all know you're from PlutoSSCAM wrote:100 Rankine? Yes, it is under that right now where I am.Zer0 wrote:Fahrenheit, not celcius, smartasses. No Kelvins either
geeks
Rankine. Dork.'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
72 and sunny here, had a beautiful fall day. Went to the DMV and registered the RD as an antique so's I don't haveta get it inspected, then had an awesome ride home, had the Middle Road all to myself, AND 235--that never happens.
Now I'm having a sciatica attack.
Now I'm having a sciatica attack.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Sick of this damn heat..... c'mon Fall weather!
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
I've had the woodstove running five or six times so far, and the furnace has been on a couple times. But I have a trick to warming up the house in the fall: baking. Banana bread, pumpkin bread, baguettes, bagels, cookies... the house is warm and smells great.
I love this time of year.
I love this time of year.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
It's been unseasonably nice here. Lot's of clear days, approaching 70 with regularity. Definitely cooling off in the mornings and evenings tho.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Merlyn
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Ish
- Contact:
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Cooling off here too - 95-100 during the day, mid 70s at night.
Strangely, at 4% humidity, those numbers are VERY pleasant. I'm back to my usual long sleeved shirts.
Still getting used to somewhere that the riding season is fall winter and spring, and everyone parks their bikes from the end of June until the end of September.
Merlyn
Strangely, at 4% humidity, those numbers are VERY pleasant. I'm back to my usual long sleeved shirts.
Still getting used to somewhere that the riding season is fall winter and spring, and everyone parks their bikes from the end of June until the end of September.
Merlyn
- 2007 FXD/Dyna SuperGlide - Black Betty
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
- 1986 Intruder 700 - Work in Progress
Some days you can look to your left as you ride and see your Valkyrie- pacing you and waiting for her moment...
Days like that, the only appropriate reaction is to call out "Let's dance, beautiful!" and then twist the throttle to it's stop.
Remember, folks- Your vote means fuck-all. If voting could actually change anything it would have been outlawed long ago.
The only votes that mean anything in this day and age are made from rooftops.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
Man, it has been unseasonably cool down here. Mid 60's overnight, upper 80's during the day and sunny as fuck, Wish I had a working bike, although the top and doors are off of the Jeep for the time being.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: You realize it is Fall, right?
No shit. "They" are saying we're gonna start cooling off. Only in the 90s today--70s next week, maybe rain on Tuesday.motorpsycho67 wrote:Sick of this damn heat..... c'mon Fall weather!
And windy/brushfire season's coming up.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...