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...at it's finest.
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Linked Article wrote:Blood is due in court in January.

Remind me to stay away from court in January.
On a related note, I had to attend AA for a few months as a condition of my own DUI conviction. I felt like a pretender sitting there by court order while these people described how Al Key Hall had destroyed them in so many different ways. Shit, I was a college kid, I didn't have a drinking problem, I just got caught. I still have my 90 day coin as a matter of fact.