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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
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by Ban Guzzi » Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:52 pm
...Now that I have your attention DerGolgo...How about Shutting the Fuck up every now and then? Can ya do it? You have almost 1000 posts in the same amount of time that the current board has been around! You talk so goddamn much!! And only sometimes do you have something to say! Its like Rocket John and his goddamn photos he'd post instead of saying something of worth. Do you NOT have something better to do?!
Its like sitting in a cafe and the guy at the next table just keeps interjecting/ interupting when your talking to someone else!
You do have some inciteful and well thought out (even if I disagree sometimes) things to say, but for the Most part ,you sir, are a Post Whore and need to Shut the Fuck Up every now and again. PLEASE!!
(by the way, didja like the loose reference to your Pope thread in the title?

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FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Mar 05, 2005 2:52 am
I admit, I have been posting a little bit much....anyone else share Guzzi's opinion one me being annoying and interrupting and mostly having nothing to say?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
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by SidVicious » Sat Mar 05, 2005 6:32 am
i'm sorry, what?
i couldn't hear you cause all i could hear was something like a bleating goat.

Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek

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Gauss
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Denver
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by Gauss » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:36 am
DerGolgo wrote:I admit, I have been posting a little bit much....anyone else share Guzzi's opinion one me being annoying and interrupting and mostly having nothing to say?
No
Shit always smells better when stirred.
I can only spend so much time in a knitting circle before wanting to stab one of the old ladies in the eye with a needle. But that is just me...
Read the forum description and welcome the abuse...just imagine Ban Guzzi in a leather outfit with a whip and clutching a ball gag...that's what I do, and I sleep all the better for it.
Carry on
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Vance
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver-Metro Area, Colorado
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by Vance » Sat Mar 05, 2005 8:39 am
Gauss wrote:...just imagine Ban Guzzi in a leather outfit with a whip and clutching a ball gag...that's what I do, and I sleep all the better for it.
Carry on
Yeah... I on the other hand will never sleep again!
ACK!
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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by badi » Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:23 am
I think this is a internet discussion forum, it's made for posting all kinda stuff. Excellent. Now, Guzzi, imagine we all shut the fuck up ... and then what? Ghost town! Also you have to understand that DerGolgo as well as me are momentarily out of bikes, so indeed we don't have much else to do than posting shit in the internet.
I can not speak for DerGolgo but I can promise as soon as I'm up and running, the frequenzy of my visits to this site will go down rapidly. And my posts will be much more m/c related. My word on it!
It's such a lovely, calm night with a bright sky full of stars, don't you think I would rather be on my bike right now? That said, I'll try my best to have my bike roadworthy and registered some time in April. Until then you'll have to deal with the two Gerrys posting shit.

If at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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deaconblooz
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Chicago - suburban
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by deaconblooz » Sat Mar 05, 2005 3:55 pm
Yikes...
I rather like Der Golgo's input... Will I be flamed now too? Sheesh people certainly have gotten sensitive lately. Winter tends to do that.
Oops...maybe I'd better count my posts and make sure I haven't gone over my limit. This may be the one that puts me over the top.
Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars, y'know they ain't gonna help me at all.
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
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by Delphia » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:04 pm
whats a post whore?
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Australia - A wreched hive of scum and villany
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by Delphia » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:05 pm
I realy want to know what a post whore is... please tell me
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Delphia
- Magnum Jihad
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by Delphia » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:06 pm
I was gonna do this like 5 more times but i caught on and realised it wasnt that funny after all.
Peace

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Abadon357
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: pittsburgh
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by Abadon357 » Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:19 am
i think post whores should be venerated..as well as the other variety....free speech yall thats what this is about
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:50 am
Now I know all ya'all are a bit too wound up........... notice this is not headline news.....................
sheesh.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Sun Mar 06, 2005 5:59 pm
I don't think anyone yet has pointed out, but isn't the definition of a post whore someone who creates a thread just to bitch about people posting?
Heh.
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Muppet
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Hollywood(!)
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by Muppet » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:29 am
Fluffy,
You seem to be missing something in your life and it is manifesting itself through this post. I think you need an intervention. Of the divine kind:
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
xoox
"Does he have a motorcycle? If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"
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Abadon357
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: pittsburgh
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by Abadon357 » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:40 am
hey muppett miss ya
REST IN PEACE APPOLLYON,
anger ,he smiles, towering ,in his purple armor
2000 vstar old school bobber
2002 suzuki savage 650 rigid chopper(in the works)
81 kz750 (streetfighter rigid ,in the works)
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Ban Guzzi
- I AM THE MOTOR!
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by Ban Guzzi » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:08 pm
muppet: THATS funny! Thanks...!
FFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!
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Hanover Fist
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Nor Cal
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by Hanover Fist » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:54 pm
I, for one, find your posts, if not informative, amusing. Not to mention I need something to help fill eight hours a day in an office.
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purple passion
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA
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by purple passion » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:29 am
when i read post whore... i just thought you were made at the paper..
i dont know how many times i would pick up the paper and think ... damn denver post whores... actually i never thought that...but i couldnt imagine what the hell else youwould be talking about! sorry!
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"
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wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
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by wyckedsin » Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:54 am
post count equals post count +1
Sanity has left the building