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Hmm, seems like the lawmakers in Alabama are getting a lil "Jahluz" of ye ol dildo.... I guess they believe it will force women to play with others as opposed to themselves....

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 030405.DTL

Supreme Court on declining to hear the case:

"..., if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like."

I'm not an attorney, but this makes no fucking sense. By the same logic, banging a prostitute with a .45 would be covered by the 2nd ammendment.

This brings to mind the old definition of a puritan:
A person constantly living in the abject fear that someone, somewhere might be enjoying themselves.

Seriously though, what with equal-treatment and everything, they have to outlaw a man's right hand, too. Or left hand, to cover the southpaws.

This is ridiculous.

Here is something to make them cringe down there, and the rest of us to laugh...

http://www.fairvilla.com/photogalleries ... osong.html

are guns legal in alabama?

Everyday, around me, I see things that allow me to understand that this country is perpetually less like the Land of the Free that I grew up believing that it was.

Xtian:

guns are mandatory in alabama.

thack Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:52 am Post subject:

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Xtian:

guns are mandatory in alabama.

strange world you're living in where you can have a gun but can own a schw***g
please keep it

xtian wrote:strange world you're living in where you can have a gun but can own a schw***g
please keep it

"Putting holes in a person is your God given right...filling them is dirty and icky and makes God feel inadequate...I never said 'God bless the Dildo makers'...OH! Can you pass the shakey cheese?"

-Baby Jebus 'Sermon at the Chucky Cheese' 31AD

Seriously though, what with equal-treatment and everything, they have to outlaw a man's right hand, too. Or left hand, to cover the southpaws.

Ah, you niave europeans. Equal protection? Doesn't exist here in the states. We briefly mulled a womens rights amendment during those wild and crazy times when womens lib'ers got all uppity in the 60s and 70s, but we eventually came to the conclusion that a womans place is in the home, or, if she chooses to leave the home and make the $.68 per dollar that a man makes, in a major city, 'cause everyone in a major city is going straight to hell anyway. And clearly, while it is my god given right to download tons of bukkake videos and pleasure myself with whatever household fruit and or pets are within easy reach, it is an abomonation before god for a woman to feel any form of sexual pleasure, alone or not, because that hole is for squirting out young 'uns, and nothing else. Besides, if a woman is concerned about her own pleasure, she's loosing focus on what is really important, which is my pleasure.
Yup, we know how to treat our women here in the good ol USA.