UTMC

In order to finance more track days and get some of our more pedestrian members on bikes, I suggest we publish a NUDE calender!
Sex sells right!!!? It worked for those ol' bags in ol' blighty right?

Mountain already has the frozen pole shots!
Who's next? Bear? , Goose?, Gumby?
Allright, I'll go next! Just get out the macro lense! It's COLD up here!
What? You never heard of shrinkage?????????

Ohh count me in this madness...

I'm down err... up

We have our own photog's too, should be able to get it out there quick...quicker than than the stuff we can't ask about, not that I'm asking about it....

...Cringe.....
Although, it can't be too much worse than Pave in a mini-skirt at the drag race a couple years back. It's an image burnt into my skull that no amount of drugs and electro shock can remove...

This was brought up last year, Click was going to do the photog work, I was going to submit photos from here for a change of background scenery but then it all fizzled out cause the rest of you blaggers didn't step up to the camera

Actually I was supposed to lay down for Click to take a few pics o' me, but she couldn't scrape up enough money to have my back waxed.

um would you be able to ship those cross country...
girls love my tshirts the mr. renwick made with utmc guys on it...
you should fundraise this way!!!!
we have plenty of girls scared to ride that would think hot guys that do on a calender is worth the investment!!

we have plenty of girls scared to ride that would think hot guys that do on a calender is worth the investment!!

Anyone else spot the flaw in this logic?

/RM

Goose,
LMFAO!!!

Count me in! I'm always fond of posing. As soon as the bike is finished I'm up for it.
You want nekkid pics? B/W okay or color? 6x6, 24x36 or digi? Slide or negative? Does the chest also has to be waxed? Arrrgh!

goose wrote:I can see it now... "10 bucks or I'm going to put this calendar up on your wall... that's right, you have to look at these naked souls posing next to their death-traps for 12 whole months if you don't give me money right now..... not to mention that lil chip in the calendar that sounds like Goose's clutch for the month of December"

Yah, I see true potential for money making here. Where's my trailer... I can't work like this... makeup ....MAKEUP!!!! and who left the brown M&M's in my candydish?!!! It's hard being a diva.

Reminds me of a pin I used to have......
"give me a quarter or I'll touch you.........."

Well my works already done..... so it's up to the rest of you now.

If only my ass looked as good as my avatar!

rhinoviper wrote:If only my ass looked as good as my avatar!

Hmm, well you'll just have to give us something as to make a proper comparison............

BDB, I hate to say this but I know of more than a few girls that like some extra help other than their minds when spending some quality time with themselves... And we aren't all that bad, I tend to think of myself as quite an attractive guy... and think there are a few more out there... and Goose's plan would work quite well if all else fails...

"ugly guys and ugly bikes"

"we needed the money, all we had were bikes, bodies and a sence of humor... this was the result"

Ok on second thought it could be used at the "Don't let this happen to you" type threat from teachers and parents, and the "if you go down that road I'm leaving" threat from lovers.



I mean what more is there, don't I look like a prize catch there?...

BDB wrote:you dont see girls buying a pack of smokes, some mtn. dew and a playgirl at the sex shop to spend a little, "alone time", we have special tools to let our imaginations run wild..

You've never worked at a sex shop or a calander store have you? Hell even the 7/11 type store I worked at sold out all the issues of Playgirl and International Male as soon as they arrived with 75% of the purchases being women...them office women keep themselves stocked...


RV? When was the last time you looked at yourself from our eyes dressed in stockings, heels and naught else but a mirror? I don't think your avatar does you justice at all

TAKE THIS YOU SONSABITCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BDB my comment was in reference to the amount of mags that are predominately filled with men being bought more by women then men.


Goose, I don't need to pay for tracktime, I get tracktime 6 hours a day, 5 days a week, read my sig.

I'm already naked. When do we get started?

Well I was at one time thinking about it but I dont think it looking at you back would be a good idea and I dont want to mack anyone sick or burn any ones eyeballs ouy as you know i am pashale to eyeballs

I did actually read your post, however your post and my post have two different views of dealings. Your speaking from your gender perspective, and I am speaking from an inventory being moved perspective. Also when that inventory keeps moving into the same hands every two weeks when we would get new issues, it kind of sets a precedence. The sex shop was a 60-40 mix of men to women purchasers. Of the women who bought, about 75% were regulars who came back often. What the women do once they have bought them I couldn't tell you. As to all of the rest and what women do when it comes to sex and what they are like when men are or aren't around I won't disagree with you. In fact I know its rather accurate.

Can I get some help shaving my back for this.......

First things first..........

BDB..Ahem...Yes!! and my piccie, whether it makes the calendar or not, will greet you into your owm bedroom in a size ssooooo large that you will be able to see the instigating piece of dust on each pimple on my ass .

Second, fuck it I am still giggling on the idea of puting up a 8' by 10' glossy of my arse in BDB's room. It's just one of those thigns that's worth it no matter what the cost. Lucky for me it won't cost much as Corrie works for a large print company. Hell, at no additioal cost I 'll get one that's adhesive backed to wrap goose's (geese? Geeses'?) bike with .

So let's see,
We've got:
"Models", photogs, a warm place to shoot (my lair, I'll even buy a keg!), bikes and a printer.

What else do we need? (Other than 55 gals of ass zit cream and an in house plastic surgeon)