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pilfered from Ananova.com:


Bit of a fix for bride and best man...

Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia.

The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up.

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.

The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija.

The guy who tought my riding course to get my licence was a profetional photographer. He told us this is not as uncommon as it sounds, he has cought the groom fucking the brides sister, the bridesmaids, the mother of the bride and on one occation the best man.

and the brides... well they are even worse.

the muscle spasm however... thats just fucking priceless.