UTMC

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 7436152068


Apparently I should be riding an R1!


Forgive me if this has been posted before, I'm typically a bit late finding stuff like this.

I have "+4 Moxie, +6 Zeal, and -2 Pomp" (didn't know I had to have 'pomp'). Sez here that I ride a FJR1300. But I like my roadster...and I don't care what I look like when I ride it down the road with the left blinker on...

Harley Sportster 883? Yeah, right.

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 6 moxie, 8 zeal, and -2 pomp!

Strangely, the '03 R1 is one of my favorite Japanese sportbikes (close second to the '05 GSX-R 1000)

Merlyn
Wrench in Training

You scored 2 moxie, 10 zeal, and -4 pomp!

Moto Guzzi V-11... it forgot the question, "Are you now, and do you expect to remain, broke."

And really, what about this rediculous statement, "You are the most likely among the personality types to own a garage full of esoteric old bikes awaiting restoration. "

Harley 883 Sportster

Hmm. Well. Shit.

Would someone tell me where I'm supposed to turn in my Man card?

10 moxie 6 zeal -2 pomp....yzfr1 i like this test

zimquidl wrote:Harley 883 Sportster

Hmm. Well. Shit.

Would someone tell me where I'm supposed to turn in my Man card?

Right here. But Not because you're riding a Sportster. The <b>real</b> reason is because you're so insecure that you think a Harley 883 Sporty somehow makes you less than "Manly".

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 4 moxie, 8 zeal, and -2 pomp!

"You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding."

Laguna Seca! Longest vacation I've taken in 6 years!

Harley 883 Sportster

My scored 1 moxie, 1 zeal, and 4 pomp!

"You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling."

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 3 moxie, 8 zeal, and -1 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?
Nice choice, though.

LoKi wrote:Harley 883 Sportster

My scored 1 moxie, 1 zeal, and 4 pomp!

"You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling."

Obviously they need to see the cock dent in yout TL's tank...






HeHeHe

600cc Sportbike
You scored 9 moxie, 2 zeal, and 1 pomp!
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 1 moxie, 5 zeal, and -2 pomp!

As long as it's flat black, I'm cool with that.

It also mentioned that I'd probably like a standard, like an SV, or ducati monster. Hmmm

Scary.

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 4 moxie, 3 zeal, and -2 pomp!

"I'm bringing up the Harley-Davidson product line at all is due to the fact that Harley is the choice most people think of when they consider getting into motorcycling, " well, only around your blok DUDE


this test is crap

BillyName99 wrote:

zimquidl wrote:Harley 883 Sportster

Hmm. Well. Shit.

Would someone tell me where I'm supposed to turn in my Man card?

Right here. But Not because you're riding a Sportster. The <b>real</b> reason is because you're so insecure that you think a Harley 883 Sporty somehow makes you less than "Manly".

Touche.

xtian wrote:this test is crap

Damn right, cause Id keep all my plastics off my squidmobile in the garage cause ive fighterised it!

You scored 7 moxie, 8 zeal, and 3 pomp!

R-1 was the pick...heh!!

I should have a Aprilia RSV Mille
with scores of 7 moxie, 5 zeal, and 6 pomp!

I wish they gave me that bike, or anybike that runs, and shit.

FJR1300.

I must have been feeling responsible when I took that test!!

I too have been comdenmed to the 883 Sporty. Yeahh , No. I am surely no track all star but I know that I could make an R1 move like 75% or them will never get to. I'm considering my options of "Hate mail" for the author.

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 2 moxie, 8 zeal, and -1 pomp!


That bike has caught my attention a few times, maybe something to work up to.

Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?

If I change 3 answers I was wishy washy on;

BMW R1150GS
You scored 7 moxie, 7 zeal, and -4 pomp!
You tried the racing thing for a while, but it honestly bored you. I mean really, you just keep going 'round and 'round the track, where's the challenge there?
Your current favorite bike is the R1150GS. You look for dirt roads to ride on the way to work. You secretly dream of riding to Prudhoe Bay.

Of all the personality types, you are most likely to have several Iron Butt Saddlesore 1000's under your belt.

ladytiki wrote:

Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?

If I change 3 answers I was wishy washy on;

WAAARGH! I retook the test, changing a few answers...and it's still that Sportster! I hate that test!

Im A squid

This test is crap
A 600 cc Jap bike
This stupid test is telling me that on hot summer days I wear shorts and a t-shirt. Apparently the guy who wrote this test has his head so far up his butt that he believes his test is based off of science. I've never gone on a ride in a pair of shorts.

THIS TEST CAN SUCK MY SQUID!!!!!

DerGolgo wrote:

ladytiki wrote:

Has anyone gotten a BMW on this test yet?

If I change 3 answers I was wishy washy on;

WAAARGH! I retook the test, changing a few answers...and it's still that Sportster! I hate that test!

The three I changed were,
If someone passes you on the highway, do you feel an urge to speed up?
from using them as a rabbit, to setting my own pace.

Bling?
from Huh? to tasteful equivalent

and Are you hoping that your test result is a Harley-Davidson?
from No I hate harleys to I dont care one way or the other.

don't worry squeetor, at least you have plenty of us to hang out with in all our squid glory.

i'm also a squid on the R1 with more pomp than anyone else thus far. damn. i guess riding the clearly superior vespa primavera is getting to my head.

Well lets see...... 6 moxie, 9 zeal and 1 pomp. It then tells me that I'm addicted to speed. Who me naaaaaa I ride a BMW R1150GS aka pack mule. The test also said the bike for me would be a YZF R1.... naaaa. I like to ride my 1150GS like a R1 better.

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 3 moxie, 10 zeal, and -1 pomp

Cool, has anyone gotten a Beemer on this thing yet?

WTF is -1 pomp????