UTMC

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:55 am**

hey i was married to her for a while in the 70s

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:37 am**

i see two guys by a television with some bicycle race on it.

am i missing something?

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 10:47 am**

Either the link changed the image...or Ban Guzzi is commenting on his aesthetic for what he finds attractive in a male?

With that I'll be applying for the witness relocation program.

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:46 pm**

link changed...

trust me, it was an ugly little dog.

Posted: **Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:01 pm**

nopw thats funny

Posted: **Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:33 am**

i must say it's getting better everyday.
does someone else see a priest touching a young girl?

Posted: **Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:34 am**

xxtian wrote:i must say it's getting better everyday.
does someone else see a priest touching a young girl?

well actually no it's not a priest, it's just an old man and i'm a sick perv; never mind

Posted: **Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:56 am**

Damn, when I put my hand on a woman's head like that I usually get yelled at!

Posted: **Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:09 pm**

this could turn out to be interesting.

the "make a caption " thread...

and it looks like a girl.

Posted: **Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:02 am**

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore makes one last pass over DaNang before heading home.

Posted: **Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:09 am**

Air America. Anything, anytime, anywhere.

.......

Attention please, last flight out of Saigon will be ready for boarding in a few minutes. Please keep your boarding passes and bribes ready.

Posted: **Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:16 pm**

cue: Wagner 'Ring Trilogy'; Flight of the Valkyries...

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:09 am**

Too late did Jeff realise he had mixed up the boxes of fireworks with the surface to air missiles...

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:16 am**

As the fireworks barge ignited and set off the cargo, the crowd stood and said, "Oooh, aaaah."

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:15 pm**

I found your dog. Now I need to go wash my eyes out with lye.

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:36 pm**

good god. that is one fucking ugly dog..

it IS a dog, right??

Posted: **Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:30 pm**

Didn't I see that as one of the burned-up vampires in "Fright Night"? Ugh!

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:04 am**

Little Timmy had a dilemma. What to play with...the jellyfish or the large pile of shit.

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:13 am**

It was then that little Jimmy realised it was no good idea to feed mummies credit cards to the dog.

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:12 am**

what the HELL is goin on in this thread?!?!? this place reeks of confusion! that poor little starving boys new pet chiwawa is smothered in a pile 'o horse shit n all u people can do is make jokes!?!?!!.....

now wonder the ugly little things pist!

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:17 pm**

after having expeled what caused him his terrible abdominal suffering for the last several days, little *insert funny name* started to take revenge on the toxic torturing seafruits. "i'll crush you every m*therfooka till the last one of you little intestinal terrorists bitch" he could be heard moaning.

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:48 pm**

"Joey thought he'd really scored a great place to play on the beach on Saturday - cool shade and a moist pile of what looked like sand. He couldn't hear the screaming and cries of warning from his parents, until after the 400-pound Plover standing above him dropped its second load."

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:05 pm**

"Mommy, Daddy"

"Yes, timmy"

"look what I made with my pooper!!!"

"That's nice dear, now go back to playing with the medical waste"

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:27 pm**

the first official decision made by his majesty bush the 3rd will be that all the dirty work will be done by fat 35 years old virgin geeks, while cool guys with chest tattoos will recieve a trendy pair of shades and will be assigned to discuss passing chicks in public parks
long live bush the 3rd (end of official record)

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:39 pm**

The trustifarian continued to pontificate about the ills of the American justice system that would outlaw medical marijuana oblivious to the fact that his "retired" father was laboring behind him for less than minimum-wage.

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:57 am**

While the former CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporations is working off his debt to society, a pair of veterans remeniss about the glorious revolution while toking on a blunt after finishing off their 28 hour work week that thursday afternoon.

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:43 am**

Dude, shut the fuck up! You're the dumb ass that dropped the weed! I don't want to hear another word out of you until you find it! And pull up your fucking pants, you're asscrack is making me want to hurl!"

Edit:
Genius, Ban Guzzi, genius I tell you. (Even if it was accidental genius.) This thread has had me laughing my ass off for the last two days making an otherwise shitty week somewhat bearable. To top it off I'm pretty sure my cackling is making the guy in the next office nervous that I'm preparing to go postal.

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:07 pm**

"Maaan...don't look now, but an Ambulance just pulled up to the curb behind us...lets take the dudes rake and go steal some 'phine..."

Posted: **Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:59 am**

Bob had no idea the bourbon and Viagra incident at the nursing home would make him so popular with the ladies.

UTMC

now thats coyote ugly...!

now thats coyote ugly...!

cyote ugkly

cyote