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Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:25 pm**

This is from jo momma... ADVrider.com

Women are like apples on trees...

The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's
brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this
with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to
stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to
have dinner with.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86772

Posted: **Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:16 pm**

As I read the first part of this I was reaching for the insulin to stave off the saccarine shock (not to mention how desperately I was trying not to hurl on my monitor) and then I read the second part and laughed out loud. Thanks for posting the entirety of the message.

Posted: **Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:36 am**

Women are like apples. Like to eat apples. I like to eat....

Posted: **Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:32 am**

women are like apples? Rotten to the core?

Posted: **Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:09 am**

Ban Guzzi wrote:women are like apples? Rotten to the core?

and they got worms....

In my experience a woman a day is not a recipe for keeping the doctor away...(turn your head an cough please)

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:39 am**

I like the green ones

Posted: **Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:00 pm**

Ooh, what about Fuji??? Me love you long time!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:37 am**

Hey BD Barbie,
sorry about the shiver, not to worry, just a play on words and color.
Take it easy. Next time I'll try to provide the correct type of shiver

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:44 pm**

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

ummm! spicy soup yum yum

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:27 am**

I love woman and food quotes and such!

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:52 am**

I like apple sauce!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:44 pm**

I like apple sauce....
Now I just threw up in my mouth alittle. Good grief too many touchy souls here, smell ya later....throw up on that.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:20 am**

every good apple has a curious lil worm inside jus die'n for attention...

Posted: **Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:59 pm**

u have one too it's jus that no ones discovered it yet