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Beautiful weather in store for this weekend... I'm itching for a nice, long ride. That's when my wife has to screw things up. Now I have to stay home while all the nice weather passes me by. Sit on my ass, pick my nose, twiddle my thumbs... All because of her and a lousy 1 centimeter.

I thought that a mini-rant would sound more interesting than:

She could go into labor at any moment I'm freaking out this is my first no experience with babies don't know what to do can't wait already set up the baby seat in the car asking her how she feels constantly got bags packed ready to go at a moment's notice oh my god I'm gonna be a dad what about daycare don't forget the call list where did I put those cigars what will her first birthday be like I hope labor isn't cruel to my wife oh no did I put gas in the car don't panic there's no reason to panic how do I change a diaper am I ready for this I'm excited I'm scared maybe I should practice breathing wait that's for her to do not me oh my god oh my god oh my god!

Congrats to both of you, but don't worry yet. The really terrifying stuff is still to come!

Oh, and whatever you do you MUST resist the urge to ask the doctor to throw in an extra stitch. It is AMAZING how fast a woman will recover to crush your balls!

Does someone make car-seat adapters for motorcycles?

Congrats, Zimquidl! Do those car seats come in flat black? (or at least BDU camo?) I'll distract your wife, while you rattlecan the seat... Nice baby, sir.

Congrats! Babies are awesome, until you realise that they don't have instructions, will scream all night, and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances. Good luck!

*(vespaboy awaiting child #2 with some trepidation...)

vespaboy wrote:Congrats! Babies are awesome, until you realise that they don't have instructions, will scream all night, and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances. Good luck!

*(vespaboy awaiting child #2 with some trepidation...)

No shit..in other words, when your youngest no longer needs diapers, or Pull-ups, will be a very happy day in your life! Probably on par with the day that you no longer have to buy baby formula.

wheres the minibike donation fund?

Congrats.

zimquidl wrote:I thought that a mini-rant would sound more interesting than:

She could go into labor at any moment I'm freaking out this is my first no experience with babies don't know what to do can't wait already set up the baby seat in the car asking her how she feels constantly got bags packed ready to go at a moment's notice oh my god I'm gonna be a dad what about daycare don't forget the call list where did I put those cigars what will her first birthday be like I hope labor isn't cruel to my wife oh no did I put gas in the car don't panic there's no reason to panic how do I change a diaper am I ready for this I'm excited I'm scared maybe I should practice breathing wait that's for her to do not me oh my god oh my god oh my god!

oh my...you sound just like i did 2 weeks ago...except...i missed the whole carlisle show while my wife was in labor...congrats though!!! thats a girl right? mine is named nola...family camping coming up ?

Congrats. Take it all in and enjoy every minute because as "they"say, it does go fast.

vespaboy wrote:Congrats! Babies are awesome, until you realise that they don't have instructions, will scream all night, and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances. Good luck!

*(vespaboy awaiting child #2 with some trepidation...)

I was going to post a picture of the "Poopy Sheet" we got in the prenatal class, but decided that I should have some class.

I have already threatened the minibike track around the yard. The flat-black carseat is a great idea, but don't want to roast little Madeline on a sunny day.

Haven't been on the bike in over a week... and that's just fine with me.

brockster wrote:

vespaboy wrote:Congrats! Babies are awesome, until you realise that they don't have instructions, will scream all night, and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances. Good luck!

*(vespaboy awaiting child #2 with some trepidation...)

No shit..in other words, when your youngest no longer needs diapers, or Pull-ups, will be a very happy day in your life! Probably on par with the day that you no longer have to buy baby formula.

then the real fun starts ey

oops -i forgot this...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww how cute!






grats!

vespaboy wrote:...and excrete a truely remarkable range of bizare substances.

I'm prepared.