mmm Goats!!
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 8:16 am
...posting for Tank...she seems to have the impression that some of us have goat trauma from early on...
http://www.goat-trauma.org/
http://www.goat-trauma.org/
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mmm Goats!!
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 8:42 am
ROFL!!! But that's probably 'cause I'm not a victim. It's always different to the outsider.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:47 am
Hmmm...maybe there is also a Goatsie Trauma Foundation, now that would be helpful!
Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 9:34 pm
You know...
When I was six years old, I lived with my family in San Diego, CA.
San Diego, CA., has some wonderful attractions, such as the San Diego Zoo and Sea World. I have been to both and both have caused me trauma. My mom and dad took me to San Diego Zoo first; Kym was only a few months old so she woouldn't remember as she was not there; anyway, we were in the zoo proper when I saw a spring hen with her chicks following behind ina row. They were so cute; I only wanted to pet one, Their mom did not understand this AT ALL and she BIT me on my hand (or pecked, or whetever the hell chickens do) and naturally I kicked her in defense. Or anger. I was only 6 years old, after all....SO needless to say, we were kindly asked to remove ourselves from the lovely and friendly San Diego Zoo at that time. And you can imagine the ride home that day. Hmmmmm...
Then there was Sea World. Sea World at the time, had an aviary. Very coool spot. Every bird imaginable and quarter-operated bird food machines all over. I got a handful of bird feed, and stood in amazement as a pigeon landed on my arm and began to feed from my very (also) six-year old hand. Until it shit on my arm. That was the end of my cool. Call me emotional, call me angry. Do you like being shit on? I thought not. So I can firmly say I believe in this dysfunction.
Thank you, that is all.
When I was six years old, I lived with my family in San Diego, CA.
San Diego, CA., has some wonderful attractions, such as the San Diego Zoo and Sea World. I have been to both and both have caused me trauma. My mom and dad took me to San Diego Zoo first; Kym was only a few months old so she woouldn't remember as she was not there; anyway, we were in the zoo proper when I saw a spring hen with her chicks following behind ina row. They were so cute; I only wanted to pet one, Their mom did not understand this AT ALL and she BIT me on my hand (or pecked, or whetever the hell chickens do) and naturally I kicked her in defense. Or anger. I was only 6 years old, after all....SO needless to say, we were kindly asked to remove ourselves from the lovely and friendly San Diego Zoo at that time. And you can imagine the ride home that day. Hmmmmm...
Then there was Sea World. Sea World at the time, had an aviary. Very coool spot. Every bird imaginable and quarter-operated bird food machines all over. I got a handful of bird feed, and stood in amazement as a pigeon landed on my arm and began to feed from my very (also) six-year old hand. Until it shit on my arm. That was the end of my cool. Call me emotional, call me angry. Do you like being shit on? I thought not. So I can firmly say I believe in this dysfunction.
Thank you, that is all.
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 6:49 am
Speaking of animals running amock at petting zoos... 
(Posted on Yahoo/MSN/& everywhere else-AP Photo/Lin Sheng-fa)
Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo, Sunday, May 9, 2004, in Taipei, Taiwan. The ostrich eluded capture.
You know there will be an Ostrich Trauma website spawned from this. I'd bet those scooter cops would buy a t-shirt.
(Posted on Yahoo/MSN/& everywhere else-AP Photo/Lin Sheng-fa)
Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo, Sunday, May 9, 2004, in Taipei, Taiwan. The ostrich eluded capture.
You know there will be an Ostrich Trauma website spawned from this. I'd bet those scooter cops would buy a t-shirt.
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 7:30 am
??Ostriches?? are mean I saw one kick the shit out of an Emu once birds taller than me kind of freak me out a little
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 11:09 am
I like that simple line inserted in there all inconspicuous-like
"the ostrich eluded capture".
I'll bet he did, too.
"the ostrich eluded capture".
I'll bet he did, too.