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I think I may convert
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 10:36 pm
by Ames
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
This is a really brilliant way to handle a bunch of idiots.
Here's his homepage with the letter he wrote to the Kansas City School Board
http://www.venganza.org/index.htm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:42 pm
by Ban Guzzi
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:05 am
by thack
do not mock the monster, for his works are great.
he giveth us the strippers and beer as a reward for our earthly immorality.
if you continue your mocking, i will be forced to post a picture of myself in my pirate regalia.
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confirmed flying spaghetti monsterist.
fear his noodly appendage.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:19 am
by Rock
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:27 am
by Beemer Dan
That is great, makes more sense than any other religion as well!
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:58 am
by xtian
EXCELLENT!
it resumes my feelings about religion without the long boring explanation.
it's so ZEN!
great, thank you.
now my only fear is so many people find that concept so funny/smart, they start spreading it and it becomes a REAL religion and some poor bum in a bar cry and try to explain that he only did it to mock religion and nobody believe him and he as to dance so people give him money to buy tequilla
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:54 am
by DerGolgo
Well, if they handed out spaghetti with meatball sauce instead of those dry crackers on sunday, I might not have stopped going to church when I was 16. I would still have turned out an atheist, probably, but at least pasta goes with read wine, unlike those other things.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:59 am
by deaconblooz
I'm in.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:07 am
by Guest
DerGolgo wrote:Well, if they handed out spaghetti with meatball sauce instead of those dry crackers on sunday, I might not have stopped going to church when I was 16. I would still have turned out an atheist, probably, but at least pasta goes with read wine, unlike those other things.
16?! god you must have been ungry to go that long
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:39 am
by Hanover Fist
All Fridays Are Holidays
Unlike God, the dirty, Christian liar, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was honest with His subjects and admitted to taking 3 days of rest after popping out the universe in just 4 days. As such, His Noodlyness deemed that Friday, Saturday AND Sunday be days of rest, with special emphasis on Friday, in which one should drink much wine.
Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven
Who would want seventy virgins? That would just be a huge headache, but a stripper factory and a beer volcano...now we're talking. I might have to rethink my stance on religion now.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:59 pm
by UVF02052
WWFSMD? hah!
