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we are all fucked
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:05 am
by vespaboy
<a href="
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/internat ... html">They armed Flipper.</a>
This maybe should go into underground (underwater) politics.
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:47 am
by Photo
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If you outlaw armed dolphins, only outlaw dolphins will have arms"...that's what Brother John Birch teaches us. (*ack**gag!*)
Just hope you don't pick that "terrorist-color" wetsuit before your next Gulf coast snorkeling adventure.
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:09 am
by vespaboy
Dr. Evil: When I ask for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, I expect sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads!
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:36 pm
by UVF02052
Kent Brackman: Um...di-did I say killer dolphins? I meant killer...Italians!
*The photo behind him changes to one of Luigi.*
Kent Brackman: Gray, bottle-nosed, intelligent Italians!
Homer: Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong.
Kent: [quietly] It's dolphins. [regular] We have to stop them. If we speak in low-frequency voices, I don't think they can--
[a beach ball hits him] Ow!
*A dolphin appears on screen, and throws the ball at Kent three more times, then at the camera, causing it to go to static.
At home, the Simpson family gasps.
Bart: Those dolphins seem bent on mayhem! [pause] We've got to warn Grampa!
Homer dials the phone, but gets a busy signal.
Homer: Hmm, phone's off the hook! Everything must be okay!
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:29 am
by Dobbs
vespaboy wrote:Dr. Evil: When I ask for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, I expect sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads!
lol! This takes things out a whole new door!!