German G.Q. ROCKS!
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:47 pm
No shit!
I know what it means, and I don't care.
No shit!
I know what it means, and I don't care.
UTMC
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German G.Q. ROCKS!
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No shit!
I know what it means, and I don't care.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:00 pm
HAHAHAAHHA!
Oh, wow.
Talk about someone whose sole purpose/use is to be a high-end slamtoy. Oh, well...
--Jaeger
Oh, wow.
Talk about someone whose sole purpose/use is to be a high-end slamtoy. Oh, well...
--Jaeger
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:05 am
I just wonder, Ames, my man, where do you always find that stuff? I mean, really, what's going on in your head surfing the site of german GQ? From what side of your shoulder did you hear the voice telling you to find out what the german (of all countries) issue of GQ is about in this month? Not that I'm not enjoying your findings but don't you think you spend way too much time on the internet?
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:20 am
high-end slamtoy
Nice Jaeger. That will definately become a regular part of my vocabulary.
And Badi's on to something, Ames. I've got other friends that eat/sleep/breathe sweating how the administration is hell-bent on killing us all and making a rpofit, so I guess I can understand your relentless pursuit of that.
But German GQ? Time to unplug a bit. I could see this level of cabin fever in late February maybe, but the bikes have only been away for a few weeks. Pace yourself man...
-Rench
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:44 pm
Slamtoy! Someone add that to the UTMC dictionary! 
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:36 am
I don't get it...why does GQ want the Hiltons slags dead?....
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:50 am
Gauss, are you for real?
If yes, okay, I'm answering and really hope not to make an assclown out of myself by doing so:
As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". In this particular lingo the term "die" is an article that stands for the singular as well as plural female as well as plural male form of "the". So the headline doesn't say anything else but just THE HILTONS - from A-Z: Their Affairs, their luxury, their sex. For germans with their confusing grammar it's not at all funny. Only when you read it with english eyes it becomes slightly humorous.
If yes, okay, I'm answering and really hope not to make an assclown out of myself by doing so:
As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". In this particular lingo the term "die" is an article that stands for the singular as well as plural female as well as plural male form of "the". So the headline doesn't say anything else but just THE HILTONS - from A-Z: Their Affairs, their luxury, their sex. For germans with their confusing grammar it's not at all funny. Only when you read it with english eyes it becomes slightly humorous.
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:52 am
Gauss was joking. He's quite familar with the language.
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:56 pm
Thanks for reenforcing the "humourless German" clichee mate.badi wrote:Gauss, are you for real?
If yes, okay, I'm answering and really hope not to make an assclown out of myself by doing so:
As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". In this particular lingo the term "die" is an article that stands for the singular as well as plural female as well as plural male form of "the". So the headline doesn't say anything else but just THE HILTONS - from A-Z: Their Affairs, their luxury, their sex. For germans with their confusing grammar it's not at all funny. Only when you read it with english eyes it becomes slightly humorous.
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAAHDerGolgo wrote:
Thanks for reenforcing the "humourless German" clichee mate.
--Jäger
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:43 am
Ooooooooohhh, I thought it was just typosbadi wrote:As you may have noticed the german edition of GQ is written in a language called "deutsch". .
Hate to be a stickler on grammar, spelling and such, but it is spelled Dutch, and besides the language is German anyway
(....just kidding)
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:36 am
LMFAO! I appreciate the concern over my mental health, but I never really had any to begin with. Seriously, I'm not at the point where I'm reading German GQ. Though the Russian has a fascinating article on inexpensive ways to winterize your home with potatoes, then in the spring use the potatoes to make vodka, that I thought about translating.
I'm not suffering from bike withdrawel. As a matter of fact I just got a new battery for my baby and will be heading out in the 20-30 degree weather tomorrow.
Gauss, I swear, you're killing me.
I'm not suffering from bike withdrawel. As a matter of fact I just got a new battery for my baby and will be heading out in the 20-30 degree weather tomorrow.
Gauss, I swear, you're killing me.
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:13 pm
Please do, I love home improvement projects that you can drink, if you fuck 'em up bad enough!Ames wrote:...inexpensive ways to winterize your home with potatoes, then in the spring use the potatoes to make vodka, that I thought about translating..
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:43 pm
I tryed that with the used fork oil from my motorcycle, and now I can't see straight....Please do, I love home improvement projects that you can drink, if you fuck 'em up bad enough!
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:13 pm
Seeing straight is the least of your worries. Yer gonna have the liqui-shits like a motherfucker when that hits bottom! Get away from the damn computer, sit on the pot, and bring a JP catalog, you may be there a while!
-Rench
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:03 pm
Darn! I knew it. Okay, I'm the assclown now, but what difference does it make?
If on your way you should encounter a bar, have a drink on me.
If on your way you should encounter a bar, have a drink on me.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:15 pm
I hope that wasn't my fault, I was only trying to be subtly funny...badi wrote:Darn! I knew it. Okay, I'm the assclown now