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Bike Mockery, or, The ALL Brand Bash!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:07 am
by Rench
Here's the game: contribute liberally to degrading your fellow riders' choice in motorcycles!! I know I'm begging for punishment on this one since I ride a Harley, but here we go anyway.
Submit any possibly company logo or phrase to the list. this one was actually Rolly, but I nearly pissed myself reading his comment in Headline News so I wanted to widen the category.
Rolly first:
BMW™ Finding solutions to undiscovered problems©
My regular self-degradation:
Harley-Davidson™ 100 Years of Motorcycles, 30 Years of Progress©
Anyone else?
-Rench
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:42 pm
by Photo
With the MSRP of $5499 for the 250cc "Big Ruckus" scooter:
You meet the priciest people on a Honda™. Ride in the red™.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:39 pm
by Rabbit_Fighter
Let the Good Times Roll. . . . preferably in a straight line.
- Kawasaki ca 1975
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:55 pm
by wyckedsin
Buell-Own the Corners...when no one else is around
Harley Davidson-An oilspot in its own eye
Honda-Where a weld is worth 1000 frames
Kawasaki-Its all fun and games, til someone shatters a wheel
Suzuki-I thought I was a Kawasaki
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:50 pm
by brockster
Stella (Vespa PX-Series clone)
The finest 1970's Italian Technology for the 21st century (interpreted by Indians who can't get work in the call centers).
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:52 pm
by The Shifty Jesus
Piaggio - All your bikes are belong to us.
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:25 pm
by DerGolgo
Moto Guzzi - If it works in a tractor, it will work in anything.
Ducati - The world's fastest girder bridge.
Dnepr or Ural - Stalin's revenge.
Münch - Only one Limit: A balding old man in a grey shopcoat.
(ca. 1970)
Münch - Only one Limit: The size of the customer base.
(ca. 2001)
Indian - The five dollar hooker among motorcycle brands.
Vincent - Frames? We don't need no stinking frames.
(up until ca. 1955)
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:48 am
by SECO
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:22 am
by The Shifty Jesus
Ducati - "Rain? Ha, you needed the exercise anyways tubby."
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:37 pm
by maniacles
Sorry rench.....
BASTARD= Bought A Sportster Therefore A Radical Dude.
"I'd rather push my Harley than ride a riceburner."
"If you DON"T ride a Harley you DON"T ride shit!" - I couldn't agree more.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
-The dirtbag is INSIDE a hoover.
Tshirts and patches seen every year I went to Daytona. "I rode my Harley to trailer week."
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:05 am
by MouSe
Honda: Presenting the new Accord... I mean GoldWing
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:46 am
by xtian
royal enfield, mi glandaddy he bilt di motocycle dad way too.
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:13 pm
by Bigshankhank
Honda - Heavy, Obsolete, No Damned Acceleration