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So, I happened to check out the profile of our newest registered member, and under Interests, I read, "Motorfuckingcycles." So I think to myself, is this a better interjection of the word fuck than Fuckingmotorcycles? Which could imply a whole new take on the term beastiality (get it? Fucking a RatBike?? ) Or should I infer that this person likes to screw the cycles using their own engines? Other popular interjections of the word fuck:

Absofuckinglutely

Right Fucking On!

Congratufuckinglations

I love these most spirited uses of this most infamous four-letter word!!!

I am partial to Godfuckingdamnit!

I don't like interjections, they ruin the value of the cuss. Although I able to make a Chaplin's head explode with with gem:
Motherfuck the Motherfucking Motherfucker

Yup ,
That's me ..Thank you for warm welcome..

Oh, we're on this tear again, eh? Ok:

Fat flatulent Christ in a Lime-green leisuresuit!

God's Balls!

Jesus fucking christ with a copper-colored mowhawk!

Goatfucker!

Shit in a hat!

Fuck me sideways!

...

and on and on and on. Don't have that much time right now.

--Jaeger

Rifuckindiculous!!

unfuckingbelievable

--Jaeger

Infuckincredible!!

Irrefuckinsistible!!

rhinoviper wrote:I love these most spirited uses of this most infamous four-letter word!!!

Oy! The most infamous four-letter word was, is and always will be: BADI!

Sometimes, when in good mood I hum a little melody that goes like "Fuckfuck-fuckedy-fuck-fuck-fuckedy-fuck-fuckedat-fuckedoodaa!"

INFUCKINGCOMPETENTFUCKINGDOUCHEFUCKINGBAG

Jesusfuckingsonofabitch!

Sonofafuckingbitch!

Godhavefuckingmercy!

ODE TO THE FOUR-LETTER WORDS

Banish the use of the four-letter words
Whose meanings are never obscure;
The Angles and Saxons, those bawdy old birds,
Were vulgar, obscene and impure.
But cherish the use of the weaseling phrase
That never quite says what you mean;
You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways
Than as vulgar, impure or obscene.

When nature is calling, plain speaking is out
When the ladies, God bless 'em, are milling about
You may pee-wee, make water or empty the glass
You can powder your nose, even Johnny can pass
Shake the dew off the lily, see a man about a dog
Or, when everyone's soused, it's condensing the fog
But please to remember, if you would know bliss
That only in Shakespeare do characters piss.

So cherish the use of the weaseling phrase
That never quite says what you mean;
You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways
Than as vulgar, impure or obscene.

Now a woman has bosoms, a bust or a breast
Those lily-white swellings that bulge 'neath her vest
They are towers of ivory, sheaves of new wheat
In moments of passion, ripe apples to eat.
You may speak of her nipples as fingers of fire
With hardly a question of raising her ire
But by Rabbelais' beard, she will throw several fits
If you speak of them roundly as good, honest tits.

So cherish the use of the weaseling phrase
That never quite says what you mean;
You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways
Than as vulgar, impure or obscene.

Though a lady oppose your advance, she'll be kind
As long as you intimate what's on your mind.
You may tell her you're hungry, you need to be swung
You may ask her to see how your etchings are hung
Or mention the ashes that need to be hauled
Put the lid on her saucepan, even 'lay' is not too bald
But the moment you're forthright, get ready to duck
For the girl isn't born yet who'll stand for 'Let's fuck.'

So cherish the use of the weaseling phrase
That never quite says what you mean;
You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways
Than as vulgar, impure or obscene.

So let's banish the words that Elizabeth used
When she was queen virgin and itched on her throne
The modern maid's virtue is easily bruised
On meeting the four letter words all alone.
Let your morals be loose as an alderman's vest
If your language is weaseling, vague and obscure
Today not the act but the word is the test
Of the vulgar, salacious, illegal, impure.

So cherish the use of the weaseling phrase
That never quite says what you mean;
You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways
Than as vulgar, impure or obscene.

--????

--Jaeger

KAWAFUCKINGSAKI

As insult: "Fuckernini"

Uncle Bob wrote:KAWAFUCKINGSAKI

HELL YEAH!!! You rock uncle bob. I can't believe I missed that one.

badi wrote:Oy! The most infamous four-letter word was, is and always will be: BADI!

Lessee...

Unbadibelievable

Inbadicredible

Kawabadisaki

Badimini

Hey, you just might be right!!! Imbadipressive!

rhinoviper wrote:Kawabadisaki

Actually I once went by the the name of KAWABADI in a german motorcycle forum. Incidently, I was riding a bike of that make at the time. Now it's too complicated, instead of Honbadimaha I guess I'll just stay yours truly, the plain and straightforward

Stefan ... uh ... Badi