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http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/161 ... ience.html

Now I know why tigers eat their young. -R. Dangerfield

Sorry, I'm still on dial-up, so I'm facing the same problems as he. From what little I managed to download in the last few minutes, he's like:
- C'mon load you son of a whore!
- Wait wait wait! I don't wanna wait, I wanna play!
- Out of my way! (when he's wiping the table)
- Play you jerk!
- Oh man, all I wanna do is play! Can't you understand that?
- Think positive, yah think positive. That'll do it ... (then starts swearing again)

Most of it was not understandable for me, since the sound quality isn't that great.

Clearly this kid has some mental problems, hysteria, adhd or something like that. His motorics are telling. Typical for lots of spoiled kids nowadays. He's used to get what he wants - when he wants it and can't deal with disappointments. I pity his parents.