UTMC

Upcoming X-Rated motorcycle rally upsets the neighbors, and nobody invited them...

http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?S=4637875&nav=5ka4

Isn't this where all the UTMC members who aren't members at all are going to meet this year? Lets see... we will all need to bring extra gear aren't we? Helmet, raingear, jackets, tents, colman stove, beef jerky, inflatable dolls, astroglide, fishnet hose, camcorders for sure, extra batteries, feathers, butt plugs, vibrators, leather whips, rope, clothes pins, gag balls, penicllin, and lets throw in a Bible just in case. It might help if we encounter a debauchery hangover. Hope to see you all there.

Midliferider wrote:Isn't this where all the UTMC members who aren't members at all are going to meet this year? Lets see... we will all need to bring extra gear aren't we? Helmet, raingear, jackets, tents, colman stove, beef jerky, inflatable dolls, astroglide, fishnet hose, camcorders for sure, extra batteries, feathers, butt plugs, vibrators, leather whips, rope, clothes pins, gag balls, penicllin, and lets throw in a Bible just in case. It might help if we encounter a debauchery hangover. Hope to see you all there.

You fool! You forgot the most important thing!!!

DUCT TAPE.

Duh.

--Jaeger

Doesn't really sound much different than the ABATE Biker Boogie! Then again, it's held on private property, so you can pretty much do as you please.

Once again, the puritans need to shut the fuck up and go eat their porridge. What the fuck was this whiny cunt doing reading a newspaper anyway?? Back to you're good book bitch!!!

I know it goes on but we like to be a family town and small town America needs to protect our children,

then don't fucking allow them to go!

fucking fucks.

sounds like to me that the campground is private property, not public. if it was a city park, i can understand.

hahaha! Dan's puritan comment made me think of this:

<i>"This was distasteful, this was very upsetting. I do not want this in Northumberland, Pennsylvania. I know it goes on but we like to be a family town and small town America needs to protect our children," neighbor <b>Goody Eyster</b> said.</i>

"I wish as a group of people in our area that we just rise up and make it very unpleasant for them to do this. They have to know the public does not want this type of behavior," Eyster added.

So, she can simultaneously contradict herself AND declare war on us!

Personally, I think I can take her! Unless she bakes muffins. Then I can only roll over and let her rub my belly. Muffins take all the "town menacing" out of me!

red wrote:hahaha! Dan's puritan comment made me think of this:

<i>"This was distasteful... [snip]" neighbor <b>Goody Eyster</b> said.</i>

Arthur Miller is redlining in his grave -- not sure from laugher of nausea.

--Jaeger

No pictorial link yet?

Rape the cattle & stampede the wimmen! Whoa, I lived in Calgary too long...

Beemer Dan wrote:Once again, the puritans need to shut the fuck up and go eat their porridge. What the fuck was this whiny cunt doing reading a newspaper anyway?? Back to you're good book bitch!!!

Here you go Dan, this should make you feel better...