We have a new Membership Criterion...

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:08 am

Mr. Rock and I finally got to meet up in NJ this weekend, and yes, together we're a matched set of cartoon hands.

<img src="http://www.www.utmc-forum.org/pub/album ... pic_id=506">

So we decided that for newbies who need to prove themselves, we're going to start carrying around a pair of rusty garden shears and asking "Ok, wanna join? Right or left?"

All your pinkies are belong to us.

--Jaeger

RATSON · Post by **RATSON** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:03 pm

This counts ?????...or I must do the smally

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:42 pm

High-eights all around!

Photo · Post by **Photo** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:54 pm

Jaeger wrote: and yes, together we're a matched set of cartoon hands. ...All your pinkies are belong to us.

So, where are your big white Disney Cartoon gloves?

Let us know when all of you gents start up the unofficial UTMC "Introduction to Woodshop Powertools" class. I'll sign right up for it. My smallest digits have been a nuisance to me for a long time.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:43 pm

Hey, being able to get the last potato chip in a can of Pringles without dumping it out does have its advantages...

--Jaeger

red · Post by **red** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:56 pm

I agree, pinkies are pretty useless but nothing tops one of my old customers at the General Store. He had one normal hand and one "lobster" or Ectrodactilia hand if you want to be medically correct. That was handy for gripping beer bottles. We all know beer is better than pringles!

Seriously though, that's pretty damn cool. Some crazy odds, 2 guys missing pinkies on opposite hands. Both members of the UTMC.

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:57 pm

its a sick sad world..........But I'm a happy guy

Metalredneck · Post by **Metalredneck** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:35 am

A friend of mine lost half a pinkie, so when it was his round it was always three beers & a lite.

Midliferider · Post by **Midliferider** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:57 am

You guys have put a whole new slant on this "digital" age.
I now duct tape down one pinky in a salute to your "digital disablities". Hey do you get special parking lot spaces too?

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:01 am

Midliferider wrote:You guys have put a whole new slant on this "digital" age.
I now duct tape down one pinky in a salute to your "digital disablities". Hey do you get special parking lot spaces too?

No parking space, but our obscene gestures are usually perceived to be somehow more vulgar.

--Jaeger

The Shifty Jesus · Post by **The Shifty Jesus** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:09 am

Hey, where are these scandelous photos I've been hearing about Pattio?

Rock · Post by **Rock** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:58 pm

lookie here.....

http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=3991

goose · Post by **goose** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:48 am

Photo wrote: My smallest digits have been a nuisance to me for a long time.

Mine has too... but I may want to reproduce someday so I'm opting out of the UTMC Blindfolds, Beer, and Power Tools seminar.

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:57 am

goose wrote: Mine has too... but I may want to reproduce someday so I'm opting out of the UTMC Blindfolds, Beer, and Power Tools seminar.

A.K.A., http://utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=3641

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