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Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
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You should see what the motorcycle shops are like here...

Post by Beemer Dan » Wed May 17, 2006 12:55 pm



They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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chknhawk
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Littleton, CO

Post by chknhawk » Wed May 17, 2006 6:11 pm

I think this is what's in the subliminal track on the Dealin' Doug ads.
'74 Vespa Super 150
'00 Ducati M900Sie

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, people who understand binary, and those who don't.

Metalredneck
Largely Uncontroversial

car dealers

Post by Metalredneck » Sat May 20, 2006 6:12 am

I worked the car game for 20 years. We had two mottoes:

1. We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you.

2. Don't like our prices? Bring your wife in and we'll all dicker!!

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Done.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Sat May 20, 2006 8:01 am

Heheheh. Bawlmer -- rapidly gaining on Philly for being the most "Up Yours" City in America.

"Charm City" or "the City of Brotherly Love" my glowing white ass.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"

Marinesg1012
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Maine

Post by Marinesg1012 » Tue May 23, 2006 5:27 pm

well that sure gets your attention
" I have learned, through trial and error, that when a chick asks you "so what do you do" The correct answer is anything but "I ride motercycles as fast as possible down back roads, and build guns to fund that obsession."

'06 SV650S

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