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Hey barkeeper, give me a Flat Black Rat... just give it a few years all the big players will be downing them... you know the ones that ride old bikes to fast... ok maybe not...

How to make a Flat_Black_Rat
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part arrogance
3 parts instinct
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
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1 part anger<BR>
3 parts brilliance<BR>
1 part empathy</font></td></tr>
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How to make a Ames
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
5 parts courage
3 parts energy
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!

Where's the anger? The rightous indegnation? Damn, I sound like a fluffy bunny.

How to make a Gimpy the One Eyed Chinaman
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts courage
3 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability


...um, I'm a little concerned that I came out one-third blank...

How to make a Prodigal Son

Ingredients:
5 parts success
5 parts silliness
5 parts energy

Method Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

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3 parts competetiveness<BR>
1 part brilliance<BR>
5 parts energy</font></td></tr>
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HOW TO MAKE A DERGOLGO

Ingredients:

5 parts mercy
5 parts humor
3 parts ego

Method
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim.
Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Sounds good enough, but I am sorta dissappointed. I had always been proud of being a freak, a geek and some other things ending with eek.

How to make a TIMMAY

Ingredients:
1 part success
5 parts humour
1 part beauty

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lovability if desired!


only one part beauty.... have you seen my hair grease bill?

How to make a rhinoviper

Ingredients:
5 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
5 parts beauty

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!!

Maniacles recipe:

1 part megalomania
1 part anarchy
1 part warrior
1 part philosopher
2 parts Phaedrus
4 parts passion
8 parts romance

Mix gently in a ming vase with a kodachi.
Brutally bash the vase over your head and enjoy the rush.
Caution! Can cause brain damage!
Warning!!!!! Brain damage is fun and addictive!