Political Humor
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:56 pm
One afternoon when the President is returning from a trip to his
Texas ranch, he gets off the helicopter in front of the White House with a
baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
sir!"
The President smirks and says, "Well, that's where you're wrong,
soldier. These are not pigs. These are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I
got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir!"
Texas ranch, he gets off the helicopter in front of the White House with a
baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
sir!"
The President smirks and says, "Well, that's where you're wrong,
soldier. These are not pigs. These are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I
got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir!"