UTMC

Last night I danced my ass off with a group of good looking girls, wrestled one of them in jelly in our underware on stage in my fave club, got $20 in drinks at the bar for winning and got to watch her shower afterwards!

Tonight my friend is coming over... her and i are just friends... my happen to bonk each other senceless now and then... and in 2 weeks an old female friend with whom i could easily fall into love with is coming to town for 2 weeks TO SEE ME!

The custom lighting refit on the kawasaki is almost finished and im seriously contemplating calling my mom in on the offer she made to have it registered 6 months ago that she never lived up to.

My ex is living with the buddy who tried to fuck her while her and i were together... the lying bitch can have the backstabbing cunt for all I care cause my life is pretty damn fantastic at the moment!

i mean my job still eats ass but hey... dont all jobs?

Peace out...

Glad to hear things are looking up for you!!! You see? In all our encouraging it's-going-to-get-better rants, we weren't so full of shit after all, were we??? Cheers to you!

Funny how that works, huh? When it rains it pours but when it's sunny GOD DAMN is it sunny!

WOOHOO
charlie

i just love the idea you used the word "bonk" .....
people just dont use that word enough.....
and it is a much better way of saying " i threw it in her..."
Have i mentioned how conservative boston is having a field day with me and my antics??

purple passion wrote:i just love the idea you used the word "bonk" .....
people just dont use that word enough.....
and it is a much better way of saying " i threw it it in her..."
Have i mentioned how conservative boston is having a field day with me and my antics??

Bonk is good. Boink has an even happier ring to it somehow...

Merlin
Wrench in training

Schtup is good too.

Glad to hear things are better Delphia! And yeah, pretty much all jobs, even the good ones are a pain in the arse. As far as the female action goes, one bit of advice...

Fuck like there is no tomorrow! Seriously, fuck the brains out of every last one of em.

purple passion wrote:and it is a much better way of saying " i threw it in her..."

ROTFL!!!! That is too funny! I've always liked schtoinked....kind of a mix between the boink and schtup....but I never realized it until now.

Oh it gets better... from the 8th to the 12th... im going to be rather drunk!

Wendsday the 8th - I hit the club with the boys, EVERY week... and this week is no damn exception. the exception is this week im DRINKING WITH A VENGANCE
Thursday the 9th - one of my fave bands is playing at the uni bar... DRINKING WITH A VENGANCE
Friday the 10th - the official party, kicking off at 10pm at one of my favorite clubs and going till the last club open in town boots us out..DRINKING WITH A VENGANCE
Saturday the 11th - anyone who still has money and has stopped hugging their toiled from the night before.... well.. ROUND 2!!!
Sunday the 12th - when i can stop throwing up and stomach food ill probably go see family and take a few phonecalls from long distance relatives... but i plan on being unwell for a while, maybe rounding out the evening with a movie.

So... since today is sunday and i rarely work mondays and tuesdays... looks like im staring down a week off with lots of liquor!


Ive got a minor boggle that ill post later, Its womanfolk related but since you guys were so damn right (i knew you were but at the time i didnt want to hear that) ill pose it to you.


Oh and yeah...
schtup
boink
bonk
schtoinked

I like these words because f*ck has just lost its appeal. I dont f*ck this girl... I bonk her, we have a laugh in the sack. Theres no seriousness to it.