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DerGolgo
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Whatever this guy was smoking, I WANT SOME!!

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:06 am



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I said I have a big stick.

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Post by Stick » Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:18 pm

I cannot stop laughing!!! The fact that the prof graded the entire thing kills me . . . and tubgirl.com?!?!?! My coworkers are all staring at me like I am a loon for laughing so hard. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Delphia » Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:27 am

i think its just funny that he got a 61%
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Post by Ames » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:00 am

Did anyone else notice that on the missing page four the instructor misspelled "too"? Just an observation. :mrgreen: I, also, can't believe he actually got a 61 for that. I suppose the instructor graded up for effort.
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Post by Thumper » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:29 am

That made me cry. Damn, I love this newfangled internet thingamabob.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

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Post by Delphia » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:49 am

Ames wrote:Did anyone else notice that on the missing page four the instructor misspelled "too"? Just an observation. :mrgreen: I, also, can't believe he actually got a 61 for that. I suppose the instructor graded up for effort.
the teacher probably appreciated the sheer ammount of effort that went into cocking it up so bad.
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Post by vespaboy » Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:25 am

Admit it, Ames, if one of your students sited "www.tubgirl.com" as a reference in a paper, you'd have to pass him/her just for the shear gall of it. That's awesome. In fact, I think that I'm going to put it in the signature line of all my business e-mails from now on, particularly those to my bosses.
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Post by maniacles » Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:45 pm

Word's utterly fail me! It's heavilly influenced by Spicoli and both Bill and Ted! Tubgirl.com has to be the sigle sickest thing I've seen on the net yet! MR. FREEMAN I SALUTE YOU!

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Post by Photo » Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:53 am

maniacles wrote:Tubgirl.com has to be the sigle sickest thing I've seen on the net yet!
Would our esteemed BeemerDan please forward the link for "Goatsie" to Maniacles? I'll videotape the shock and horror of his reaction for playback at a later time.
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:31 am

maniacles wrote:Tubgirl.com has to be the sigle sickest thing I've seen on the net yet!
You got your internet connection when, yesterday?
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http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/ ... st-friend/
http://poetry.rotten.com/chopper/
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Post by brockster » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:17 pm

Thanks for the tubgirl.com link.

Now I can show my wife where Velveeta comes from. :shock:
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Post by Ames » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:03 am

brockster wrote:Thanks for the tubgirl.com link.

Now I can show my wife where Velveeta comes from. :shock:
Damn! I don't even know where to start with how wrong that is! Well, that's me off grilled-cheese sandwhiches for the week. :lol:
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