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Post by Muppet » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:29 pm

OMG! OMG!!!!!

our first REAL spam post!!!!!
"Does he have a motorcycle? If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!"

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Post by Ames » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:57 pm

BlackJoe, could you possibly take a moment and put a serious HURT on this assclown?
Thank you.
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Post by maniacles » Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:10 pm

What's next? Cialis and Ipods? Nigerian wire transfer scams? Hot stock tips?

Please. Seriously consider my heartfelt invitation to go fuck yourself, you sad, pathetic fucktard of a spammer. What you haven't noticed is that while you're spamming sites that welcome all, I'm coaching your mother, wife and sister while they make the material for your site. Does this sound familiar?
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