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GOSTAZ
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.

Post by GOSTAZ » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:41 am

roadmissile wrote:
Ames wrote:"UTMC Geeks, fuck off." :lol:
Can we get that in a reflective sticker?

/RM
+1 On orders of the High Kommand


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Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:05 am

GOSTAZ wrote:
roadmissile wrote:
Ames wrote:"UTMC Geeks, fuck off." :lol:
Can we get that in a reflective sticker?

/RM
+1 On orders of the High Kommand

Underground Terrorists Fuck Off!


or just UTFO for the sticker.


UTFO!

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Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:11 pm

Alarm!!!

<a href="http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e95/y ... ake004.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e95/y ... ake004.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Bad, bad Zoot! Naughty, bad, naughty Zoot!
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stiles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Mid Atlantic

Post by stiles » Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:40 pm

Festive!
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa
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Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:34 pm

flap-tastic!
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:46 pm

Oh, it has wittle hearts on it!

She wuvs us! She weally weally does!

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:17 am

goddammit, i needed a good laugh. that's funny.
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GOSTAZ
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.

Post by GOSTAZ » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:56 am

Pot leaves, filthiness, and sprinkles. Rainbow Epic Win! Hump Day will be survived. Now, how to get the coffee off both monitors, the keyboard and the rest of the gubmint property I just snarf painted????
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ghost
High Kommand
Location: somewhere between here and there

Post by ghost » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:54 am

GOSTAZ wrote:Pot leaves, filthiness, and sprinkles. Rainbow Epic Win! Hump Day will be survived. Now, how to get the coffee off both monitors, the keyboard and the rest of the gubmint property I just snarf painted????
I managed to get the beer off with a damp rag, or at least whatever beer didn't seep into the keyboard. Maybe that'll work for your coffee problem too.
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rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:18 am

Ah...a step in the right direction.

My question is...can she make a bong cake? Fully functional of course...
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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GOSTAZ
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.

Post by GOSTAZ » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:37 am

VFRF2 wrote:Ah...a step in the right direction.

My question is...can she make a bong cake? Fully functional of course...
Start with a funnel cake? Adapt? Test?
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Ames
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Post by Ames » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:13 am

VFRF2 wrote:Ah...a step in the right direction.

My question is...can she make a bong cake? Fully functional of course...
With or without the cat? :mrgreen:
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Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:43 am

Ames wrote:
VFRF2 wrote:Ah...a step in the right direction.

My question is...can she make a bong cake? Fully functional of course...
With or without the cat? :mrgreen:
Totally up to the Filthy Baker, this is after all an experimental model that I'm proposing.

How about a cat shaped cake bong?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:48 am

Since there is a cake that is made with Bailey's, it's not out of the question to one day create a cake containing... The Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named.

One day it may come.

And you all will die.
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:00 pm

Priest wrote:
And you all will die.
Everybody dies -- but not everybody dies from a surfiet of Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™-laden confections.

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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GOSTAZ
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Straight outta Rockville, yo.

Post by GOSTAZ » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:14 pm

Jaeger wrote:
Priest wrote:
And you all will die.
Everybody dies -- but not everybody dies from a surfiet of The Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™-laden confections.

--Jaeger
Abs1nthe Cuntflapperator?
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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:54 pm

GOSTAZ wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
Priest wrote:
And you all will die.
Everybody dies -- but not everybody dies from a surfiet of The Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™-laden confections.

--Jaeger
Abs1nthe Cuntflapperator?
OMFG. Joe really has banned the the proper name of "the green fairy" from the board.

HAAAHAHAHAAHA

--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
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rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:35 am

So, Priest...can we expect a cake bong anytime soon?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Wed May 20, 2009 5:32 pm

It never ends.

<a href="http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e95/y ... 004-12.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e95/y ... 004-12.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

This one is in celebration of my family members visiting this past weekend. They were somewhat "surprised", particularly when TFB, while slicing and serving cake loudly asked "Ok - who wants the dick?"

:roll:
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Davros
It's Just a Nickname
Location: Skaro
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Post by Davros » Wed May 20, 2009 5:44 pm

Man, that never ceases to amuse me.

But the newest avatar, started to confuse me.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed May 20, 2009 5:59 pm

Heh.
Your job may suck, but your wife rules.

And yeah, what's up Renchlette?
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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urbanscum
Magnum Jihad
Location: Fair Albion
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Post by urbanscum » Wed May 20, 2009 10:30 pm

Yeah, whats that all about?

(Ahh. Found out now, touche :mrgreen: )
'Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.'

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Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
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UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Post by UndertheGun » Thu May 21, 2009 12:49 am

Sigh
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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Thu May 21, 2009 4:10 am

TFB wrote:"Ok - who wants the dick?"
I think we all know the answer to that question.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu May 21, 2009 5:04 am

urbanscum wrote:Yeah, whats that all about?

(Ahh. Found out now, touche :mrgreen: )
So clue me in, I am short on time.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Priest
Ancient Mariner
Location: Frederick, Maryland

Post by Priest » Thu May 21, 2009 5:08 am

Bigshankhank wrote: So clue me in, I am short on time.
Mr. Rench decided to be snarky about my little fabulous avatar, so I stole his. Now UrbanScum stole mine. Soon, Rench's avatar will infect the entire UTMC, and then the world.

Do you see what you've started, Rench? Do you see?? You've doomed us all!

:lol:
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rubber buccaneer
Magnum Jihad

Post by rubber buccaneer » Thu May 21, 2009 5:29 am

Priest wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote: So clue me in, I am short on time.
Mr. Rench decided to be snarky about my little fabulous avatar, so I stole his. Now UrbanScum stole mine. Soon, Rench's avatar will infect the entire UTMC, and then the world.

Do you see what you've started, Rench? Do you see?? You've doomed us all!

:lol:
Surely that will not work. Why would anyone want to steal that avatar ?
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ejworthen
Magnum Jihad
Location: AZ
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Post by ejworthen » Thu May 21, 2009 7:42 am

rubber buccaneer wrote:
Priest wrote:
Bigshankhank wrote: So clue me in, I am short on time.
Mr. Rench decided to be snarky about my little fabulous avatar, so I stole his. Now UrbanScum stole mine. Soon, Rench's avatar will infect the entire UTMC, and then the world.

Do you see what you've started, Rench? Do you see?? You've doomed us all!

:lol:
Surely that will not work. Why would anyone want to steal that avatar ?
Seems like a dumb idea to me.
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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Rench
the Harm in Harmony
Location: Chicago
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Post by Rench » Thu May 21, 2009 8:24 am

Holy fuck this place just got so much more confusing... I can never lurk while drunk again, I'll be all fucked up.

And I wouldn't call it snarky, I was just pointing out the incongruous nature of "fabulous" and carpet bombing green SUV's...

-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."

"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Thu May 21, 2009 8:31 am

Uh, sorry to be a critic...but, the stick figure that appears to the the man only has one arm. Just thought I'd point that out.
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