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What ever happened to VANCE??

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SlyAttacks
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What ever happened to VANCE??

Post by SlyAttacks » Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:46 pm

http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/v ... hp?t=14543 Image

...and no I don't have anything better to do.


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Post by Ames » Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:52 pm

He's sitting here at Monkeybean with me...I'll ask. :mrgreen:
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Post by Thumper » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:59 am

If the Aprilla was here, we'd know. VANCE youe copy of FASTER is still at the Castle on Ingalls. If that doesn't bring you out, little will. Congrats on the carbs tho............
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

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Post by Vance » Fri Feb 25, 2005 10:54 am

I do hereby relenquish owenership of Faster to said current posessor(s).

I now have Faster 2.0!
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all, irrevocably."

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vance

Post by Abadon357 » Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:50 pm

warning this is a completely off the subject post
Loki the brakes got here and are great....have to do some machine work on the front wheel (for clearance) but everythings gonna work fine...thanks man for the great deal
(would have posted this earlier but have been siick as hell)
will post pics asap
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Re: vance

Post by SlyAttacks » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:58 pm

Abadon357 wrote:warning this is a completely off the subject post
Loki the brakes got here and are great....have to do some machine work on the front wheel (for clearance) but everythings gonna work fine...thanks man for the great deal
(would have posted this earlier but have been siick as hell)
will post pics asap

I'm looking forwarded to seeing what you've done with them.
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