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As part of that,
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:33 pm
she could be my lil pork chop anytime!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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by mtne » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:43 pm
I wonder if it's scratch-n-sniff................
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
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by rc26 » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:53 pm
mtne wrote:I wonder if it's scratch-n-sniff................
Maybe it's available in tuna?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:40 pm
I finally remembered the name of that guy, I thought you guys would appreciate it...
Jan Fabre is an artist, theatre-maker and author. He was born in Antwerp in 1958. In 2000 he wrapped the respectable columns of the Aula University building in Ghent, Belgium with layers of ham. Slowly the ham started to rot and turned green of fungi, imitating the marble structure even more. The commotion was incredible. The citizens of Ghent complained that it was such a waste of good food (thinking of all the poor people around). Initially the exhibition organisation replied that it was secondary Parma ham, ready to thrown away anyway, but the Parma ham company declared that they don’t have secondary ham. All their ham is prime meat! When the smell was unbearable, the work was removed.

I'm not really from around here.
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tucko
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: whittier, ca
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by tucko » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:55 pm
Moto_Myotis wrote:Eew.
Eew, but still kinda cool.
The more corrupt a society, the more numerous its laws.
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sweetpea
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Richmond
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Contact:
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by sweetpea » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:20 pm
if you're not interested in dressing in bacon - you can always bathe in it.
dachshund must be german for 'insane dog'
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:48 pm
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
- Location: Aurora, CO
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by Photo » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:22 pm
More women should wear bacon dresses! Not like I need any more incentive to fall in love with members the fairer sex, but I think it would be a great "added bonus" to any relationship.
"Brought to you, by Carl's Jr."
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Contact:
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by xtian » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:59 am
this and the rotting meat would cover the odor on the morning after.
I'm not really from around here.