Piccini, my Dream Man

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:57 pm

Last night I had a very odd dream.

Piccini had wrecked his bike out in the countryside and was waiting around (for a lift or something). He then started to hurl landmines, skimming them over an empty field and watching them explode as they hit the tarmac of a nearby road. Eventually some people arrived and started berating him for such reckless conduct, and then the dream turned into some kind of 60 Minutes, tabloid-trash TV show dragging Piccini over the coals: "biker acting in such a dangerous fashion", "irresponsible", "what was he thinking?", "what about the children?", etc, ad infinitum.

And then I woke up.

Not that I know Piccini, but I can confirm that he does have chiseled good looks and a devil-may-care swagger about him.

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:17 pm

Aw shucks...

Groove · Post by **Groove** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:28 pm

Hurling landmines is almost as cool as killing bats with one's face. Kudos Piccini!

Pintgudge · Post by **Pintgudge** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:08 pm

I guess we all have secret lives.

Eventually, they will all come out!

MoraleHazard · Post by **MoraleHazard** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:43 am

Were they anti-personnel or anti-vehicle mines? Remote, trigger, or magentic detonators?

Post by **DerGolgo** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:49 pm

How many bounces did he get?

This sounds like the machoest of macho games - screw skipping stones, skip landmines!

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:56 pm

P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:24 pm

Flatline wrote:P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.

It's just like skipping stones, except it's not "all in the wrist" it's all in the risk.

I'm such a badass, I hurl landmines in other people's dreams.

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:42 pm

piccini9 wrote:
Flatline wrote:P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.
It's just like skipping stones, except it's not "all in the wrist" it's all in the risk.

I'm such a badass, I hurl landmines in other people's dreams.

are you single????

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:12 pm

Sure, it starts innocently enough, a few exploding hammers here and there, next thing you know he's skipping landmines. Where will it end Piccini? Huh? Where?

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:57 pm

sun rat wrote:
piccini9 wrote:
Flatline wrote:P, when we finally meet up you have got to teach me to skip landmines. It's a skill I could really use here in Seattle.
It's just like skipping stones, except it's not "all in the wrist" it's all in the risk.

I'm such a badass, I hurl landmines in other people's dreams.
are you single????

You would have to ask my girlfriend.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:25 pm

I'll fight your girlfriend.

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:55 pm

Flatline wrote:I'll fight your girlfriend.

why fight?

he's such a badass he could undoubtedly handle more than one girlfriend at once...

that's probably about as dangerous as skipping landmines.

Jonny · Post by **Jonny** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:20 pm

MoraleHazard wrote:Were they anti-personnel or anti-vehicle mines? Remote, trigger, or magentic detonators?

Good question. I only know enough about landmines to be able to safely say that they weren't Claymores. Big, circular, discus-looking things that made a satisfying BOOM once they hit pavement. Does the type of landmine in ones dream mean something?

Piccini you badarse.

There is the distinct possibility that I spend far too much time on this board!

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Piccini, my Dream Man

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