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xtian
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douche-bag

Post by xtian » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:37 pm

that's an interresting word.
can you describe the roots of the "douche-bag" expression?


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Post by badi » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:22 pm

Um, I thought you are the francophone here!?
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Post by maniacles » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:06 pm

The phrase originated in the 70's on the Saturday night Live show.
It was an Elizibethan sketch with Garret Morris and the usual cast. Something about the Earl of Douchebag beign a dork. The rest is history.
Too few brain cells still exist from that period to give an accurate accounting.
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Post by Thumper » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:46 pm

"So tell us, Douche-bag, Just what kind of invention are you sitting on?" :lol:
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

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Post by Stick » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:02 pm

"So, Douche-bag, did your wife assist in this invention?"

"Ahh, let's just say, she has been an inspiration."
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:46 pm

1. douche bag


(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \düsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."
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Post by xtian » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:28 pm

thank you for improving my knowledge about vaginal hygiene
I'm not really from around here.

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