My psycho Bangladeshi ex-girlfriend

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:34 am

Has been calling me over the last 2 weeks, I haven't returned any of her phone calls. For the life of me, I can't figure out what she wants.

Is this another one of those situations where she's in between relationships and wants ex-sex again, does she want to borrow $, is she going to propose marriage for the umpteenth time?

This is one of those "Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get" situations. The sex was never that great, she just wasn't very "imaginative" in bed. So, I don't see the need to get in touch with her.

I should be cordial and return her phone call?

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:58 am

Ignore the ringing, it will fade.

ninemileskid · Post by **ninemileskid** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:25 am

RC26 wrote: The sex was never that great, she just wasn't very "imaginative" in bed. So, I don't see the need to get in touch with her.

Be the teacher.

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:28 am

RC26 wrote:Has been calling me over the last 2 weeks, I haven't returned any of her phone calls. For the life of me, I can't figure out what she wants.

Is this another one of those situations where she's in between relationships and wants ex-sex again, does she want to borrow $, is she going to propose marriage for the umpteenth time?

This is one of those "Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get" situations. The sex was never that great, she just wasn't very "imaginative" in bed. So, I don't see the need to get in touch with her.

I should be cordial and return her phone call?

What the fuck is this - Cosmo magazine? If not, go pick a copy up at your local mag rack.

Don't be so hormonal, RC. Call her if you find yourself in need of a blowjob, ignore her if you already have that taken care of. Easy-breezy.

When's the last time you banged her? Maybe she's calling because she has a little RC26 in the oven. I'd skedaddle to Mexico if I were you.

Metalredneck · Post by **Metalredneck** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:39 am

^^^ Yep. All depends on yer wood vs. logic quotient. As for "good in bed", every man wants a whore that's a virgin, but every woman can learn. Now, if she's inherently LAZY and needy, run like the wind.

SSCAM · Post by **SSCAM** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:05 am

RC26 wrote:Has been calling me over the last 2 weeks, I haven't returned any of her phone calls. For the life of me, I can't figure out what she wants.

If you call her back, you can ask her what she wants. Mystery solved.

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:43 am

supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:
RC26 wrote:Has been calling me over the last 2 weeks, I haven't returned any of her phone calls. For the life of me, I can't figure out what she wants.
If you call her back, you can ask her what she wants. Mystery solved.

Knowing this chick? It WILL NOT be something good... I would lean toward money, or some non-sexual need. Keep working on the viffer and ignore it...

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:50 am

GOSTAZ wrote:
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:
RC26 wrote:Has been calling me over the last 2 weeks, I haven't returned any of her phone calls. For the life of me, I can't figure out what she wants.
If you call her back, you can ask her what she wants. Mystery solved.
Knowing this chick? It WILL NOT be something good... I would lean toward money, or some non-sexual need. Keep working on the viffer and ignore it...

I'm with you there. She has a history of being arrested for stalking...something her ex-husband had to deal with.

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:31 am

RC26 wrote:
GOSTAZ wrote:
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:
RC26 wrote:Has been calling me over the last 2 weeks, I haven't returned any of her phone calls. For the life of me, I can't figure out what she wants.
If you call her back, you can ask her what she wants. Mystery solved.
Knowing this chick? It WILL NOT be something good... I would lean toward money, or some non-sexual need. Keep working on the viffer and ignore it...
I'm with you there. She has a history of being arrested for stalking...something her ex-husband had to deal with.

Well, there you go.

…There is a small chance she's calling to tell you she has AIDS or something and is contacting anyone she might have passed it on to.

WeAintFoundShit · Post by **WeAintFoundShit** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:38 pm

Metalredneck wrote:every man wants a whore that's a virgin

Nah, I kinda just like my whores to be whores.

stiles · Post by **stiles** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:43 pm

RC26 wrote:
GOSTAZ wrote:
supersweetcoolawesomeMatt wrote:
RC26 wrote:Has been calling me over the last 2 weeks, I haven't returned any of her phone calls. For the life of me, I can't figure out what she wants.
If you call her back, you can ask her what she wants. Mystery solved.
Knowing this chick? It WILL NOT be something good... I would lean toward money, or some non-sexual need. Keep working on the viffer and ignore it...
I'm with you there. She has a history of being arrested for stalking...something her ex-husband had to deal with.

I suggest changing your phone number to something unlisted.

smashinator · Post by **smashinator** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:17 am

RC26 wrote:I should be cordial and return her phone call?

No.

If you get tempted, go outside and run until you puke instead of calling - it'll do you more good. There's no way she's calling to tell you about the truckload of ice cream and puppies you've won.

Edit: +1 to getting an unlisted number.

goose · Post by **goose** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:32 pm

hook up a breathalizer to your phone.... i sense an oncoming drunk dial/sloppy ex sex interlude which will likely result in a missing wallet and restraining orders and paternity/vd test. Run, don't walk.

I've had the errant ex call on occasion but I've never really had to worry about what they wanted. If I am the least bit worried about it.... i don't answer/call back.

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:26 pm

goose wrote:hook up a breathalizer to your phone.... i sense an oncoming drunk dial/sloppy ex sex interlude which will likely result in a missing wallet and restraining orders and paternity/vd test. Run, don't walk.

It's a good thing I don't drink much any more, or else this would have already happened. No worries there...

mtne · Post by **mtne** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:19 pm

RC26 wrote:
goose wrote:hook up a breathalizer to your phone.... i sense an oncoming drunk dial/sloppy ex sex interlude which will likely result in a missing wallet and restraining orders and paternity/vd test. Run, don't walk.
It's a good thing I don't drink much any more, or else this would have already happened. No worries there...

Yes well if you happen to go down the dark path get pictures....................

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:32 am

Buy three more bikes, and build an underground bunker. Then call her back. Make sure the shotgun is loaded, and there is plenty of fresh water in the bunkergarage. Take at least 3 weeks worth of food, and 4 weeks worth of toilet paper.

Capture everything on film. If she goes medieval on you, can I have the ZRX for a track bike?

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:53 am

RC26 wrote:She has a history of being arrested for stalking...something her ex-husband had to deal with.

So here's the problem:

You don't want to call her because then you'll have to suffer her yappping.

And she stalks--she's crazy. And crazy women can be very good! But she's not the good kind of crazy who's a three-ring circus in bed, like Deanna, who thought Ronald Reagan was monitoring her movements with some device planted in her cranium, so she wrote Gorbachov promising him information he could use to bring Reagan down. She also said she invented the term Ronald RayGun. But Oh mama she was an incessant source of creative humping goodness.

But Bangladeshi-ex isn't one of those good kiond of crazy women.

Remind me again why you're conflicted about dealing with her again? Where is it you come out on top here? (excepting the dead fish, of course)

xaos · Post by **xaos** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:10 pm

RC26, i've been mulling over your predicament and the conclusions i've reached is: I'm bored, so you should call her.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:49 am

xaos wrote:RC26, i've been mulling over your predicament and the conclusions i've reached is: I'm bored, so you should call her.

Good point.

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:42 am

She hasn't called or left any messages in about 4 days. I think I'm in the clear now (fingers crossed)...unless she shows up on my door step. I was in the garage the other day, could swear I saw her drive by. Maybe I'm just paranoid?

smashinator · Post by **smashinator** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:58 am

RC26 wrote:She hasn't called or left any messages in about 4 days. I think I'm in the clear now (fingers crossed)...unless she shows up on my door step. I was in the garage the other day, could swear I saw her drive by. Maybe I'm just paranoid?

Didn't you say she'd been arrested for stalking?

Look, it's not being paranoid when someone is actually after you.

Zer0 · Post by **Zer0** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:06 am

RC26 wrote: I was in the garage the other day, could swear I saw her drive by. Maybe I'm just paranoid?

Or maybe you really wanted her to drive by.

Pull down your pants next time you see her--what the hell, just to make sure something interesting happens.

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:43 pm

Zer0 wrote:
RC26 wrote: I was in the garage the other day, could swear I saw her drive by. Maybe I'm just paranoid?
Or maybe you really wanted her to drive by.

Pull down your pants next time you see her--what the hell, just to make sure something interesting happens.

Hey, go ahead and smoke while you're filling the tank... what could go wrong????

JustNate · Post by **JustNate** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:33 pm

Navin R. Johnson said,

see a doctor and get rid of it.

Frankly, I agree.

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:23 pm

Ah, I don't think she's stalking me.

Gonna just let it fade away...

sun rat · Post by **sun rat** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:36 pm

RC26 wrote:Ah, I don't think she's stalking me.

Gonna just let it fade away...

you aren't going to invite her to your coming out party???

GOSTAZ · Post by **GOSTAZ** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:14 am

sun rat wrote:
RC26 wrote:Ah, I don't think she's stalking me.

Gonna just let it fade away...
you aren't going to invite her to your coming out party???

Another reason for us all to wear flouncy dresses and beautiful jewelry.

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