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I'm slow, I know. Just found this. Funny. Sometimes. Also dumb, but good funny inbetween. Hit random page on the left.
Caution, prevalent dumbness pervades midst the funny tomffoolery.
Nothing for UTMC--geeks, how to remedy this?
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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urbanscum
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Fair Albion
- Contact:
just getting ready...Jonny wrote:Thanks Zero.
Now I'm incredibly late for work.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_huffing
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php ... edirect=no
'Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.'
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
Bandit 1200 shiny shiny.
Yamahaha Thunderscrap - rough and ready
MonsterMoto Pit Bike (for the kids - honest)
for now...
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problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
- Contact:
THis doesn't really work on a motorcycling forum, but this entry showed up on the GRM board a while ago. The class descriptions are LOLZ:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
That's a find, scum.
Next, Jonny's gonna be huffing pugs.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
This one has been my favorite.If you can answer "NO" to one or more of the following, there's a good chance you'd be at home on a Harley-Davidson:
Can you actually ride a motorcycle?
Are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
No, really, are you satisfied with the size of your penis?
Okay, is your wife satisfied with the size of your penis?
Are you still in denial even though your wife is blowing the pool boy right now?
Does it bother you that your parents love all your siblings much more than they love you?
Does a big-ass, 700-pound piece of costume jewelry seem pathetic and desperate to you?
Are value, engineering, or performance remotely important to you?
Still not sure? You'd be a great Harley-Davidson owner if you can answer "YES" to any of these:
Are you a weak-minded joiner who has to follow the crowd in order to express his individuality?
Is your ass so fat that you can't lift your leg far enough to mount a real motorcycle?
Do you decry homosexuality as a sin against God...except when you're in prison (again)?
Are you an accountant, dentist, or engineer desperately in need of a street-cred injection?
Do you have major issues with self-esteem? Well, do you, ya fat pathetic fuck?
Are you hoping a shiny new H-D will attract the babes despite your sunken chest and small penis?
Do you consider your hearing (and everyone else's) an annoying inconvenience?
Would you rather bolt useless shiny stuff to your bike than actually ride it?
Do you have hardly any sense at all but a whole lot of cash?
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum