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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Somtimes I love people
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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bullfrog
- Barista of Doom
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Y'know, I was honestly confused... and, yes, a little scared... when I saw the title and author of this post.
Thankfully, all is still right with the world.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
--Jaeger
(P.S. -- plagiarism is the most sincere form of flattery, of course...)
Thankfully, all is still right with the world.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
--Jaeger
(P.S. -- plagiarism is the most sincere form of flattery, of course...)
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
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You had me scared for a moment there, Goose.
I need to make up some of those for the asshats who are always parking their cars in a way that spans multiple motorcycle spaces where I park near Van Ness and Geary. They make me so angry!
I need to make up some of those for the asshats who are always parking their cars in a way that spans multiple motorcycle spaces where I park near Van Ness and Geary. They make me so angry!
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2003 Triumph Bonneville T100
1977 Yamaha RD400
196- Sabot Dinghy
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Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Metalredneck
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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I used to have an old Landcruiser. Lifted, big meaty tires, you get the picture. I would park it at work where anyone else could park, and one day I find a note similar to that on my window, exept that it accused me of taking up too much space, being retarded for owning a big truck, and I forget what else. "Whatever," I thought. Stuffed it in my glove box for future use myself. The next week I get another one.
I take it off, turn it over, and write, "Next time meet me here at my truck and we'll see who's fucking retarded." Place it back on my window so the person who inevitably will check to see if it's still there will see it.
Never got another one.
I understand the use of these things; I just don't like the sniping, especially if the user doesn't have due cause to place one. I've moved cars out of the way (with my own car and some burning of rubber) to get out in the past; never had a cage park my bike in, though.
I take it off, turn it over, and write, "Next time meet me here at my truck and we'll see who's fucking retarded." Place it back on my window so the person who inevitably will check to see if it's still there will see it.
Never got another one.
I understand the use of these things; I just don't like the sniping, especially if the user doesn't have due cause to place one. I've moved cars out of the way (with my own car and some burning of rubber) to get out in the past; never had a cage park my bike in, though.
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stiles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Mid Atlantic
There's a street festival in Philly every year a few blocks from where my parents live. Parking is very tight there normally, and the huge influx of people from all over the city end up parking illegally everywhere.Sisyphus wrote: I've moved cars out of the way (with my own car and some burning of rubber) to get out in the past; never had a cage park my bike in, though.
Mom and dad live in a townhouse on a tiny, narrow street (about 10 feet from curb to curb) and I came home one day to find a Cadillac on the sidewalk, blocking the garage door.
After an hour, I hooked up my 3/4 ton turbodiesel crewcab Dodge to the frame and dragged the car off the sidewalk, down the block and around the corner leaving it in a dirt lot by the railroad tracks.
When the people came back, they rang the doorbell:
"where's the car?"
"what car?"
"the one that was parked here"
"on the sidewalk, blocking our garage?"
"yeah"
"never saw it"
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
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stiles wrote:There's a street festival in Philly every year a few blocks from where my parents live. Parking is very tight there normally, and the huge influx of people from all over the city end up parking illegally everywhere.
Mom and dad live in a townhouse on a tiny, narrow street (about 10 feet from curb to curb) and I came home one day to find a Cadillac on the sidewalk, blocking the garage door.
After an hour, I hooked up my 3/4 ton turbodiesel crewcab Dodge to the frame and dragged the car off the sidewalk, down the block and around the corner leaving it in a dirt lot by the railroad tracks.
When the people came back, they rang the doorbell:
"where's the car?"
"what car?"
"the one that was parked here"
"on the sidewalk, blocking our garage?"
"yeah"
"never saw it"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!
You fucking rule, Stiles!
*Sledit* Stiles for "Emperor Towmaster"
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
Epic, epic, win.stiles wrote:There's a street festival in Philly every year a few blocks from where my parents live. Parking is very tight there normally, and the huge influx of people from all over the city end up parking illegally everywhere.Sisyphus wrote: I've moved cars out of the way (with my own car and some burning of rubber) to get out in the past; never had a cage park my bike in, though.
Mom and dad live in a townhouse on a tiny, narrow street (about 10 feet from curb to curb) and I came home one day to find a Cadillac on the sidewalk, blocking the garage door.
After an hour, I hooked up my 3/4 ton turbodiesel crewcab Dodge to the frame and dragged the car off the sidewalk, down the block and around the corner leaving it in a dirt lot by the railroad tracks.
When the people came back, they rang the doorbell:
"where's the car?"
"what car?"
"the one that was parked here"
"on the sidewalk, blocking our garage?"
"yeah"
"never saw it"
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'91 EX500 (sold)
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Thirding the Emperor Towmaster siggy. That story was awesome and more reassurance that my faith in humanity is not wasted.piccini9 wrote:Stiles is my hero.
Emperer Towmaster indeed.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Moto_Myotis
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Alameda, CA
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