I have 8, count them, 8 drunk 20-something female nurses in my back yard, comparing all sordid details of their sex lives, loudly and drunkly. They were annoyed that I could not produce for them 1 single firemen after a work meeting tonight.
I appeased them with more beer.
If anyone with the slightest bit less moral fiber then me can get here within an hour, I highly recommend you do so.
-Rench
PS: my wife volunteered me to dress up for them. I'm not sure if I'm upset or relieved that I leave my gear at work...
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There are worse ways to spend a night...(paging ANYONE)
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
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There are worse ways to spend a night...(paging ANYONE)
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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The Shifty Jesus
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What the hell is it with nurses and firemen?
Seriously. It seems that the smoke erasers are hell bent on ringing nurses and making fetuses. The nurses seem more than happy to oblige.
I can happily live with the language of acronyms, and am genuinely interested in the trauma care side of the business, but if I never heard another piss, shit, or respiratory butter story I would be a happy man.
Seriously. It seems that the smoke erasers are hell bent on ringing nurses and making fetuses. The nurses seem more than happy to oblige.
I can happily live with the language of acronyms, and am genuinely interested in the trauma care side of the business, but if I never heard another piss, shit, or respiratory butter story I would be a happy man.
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Rench
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I would just enter a running commentary of all the shit I'm hearing from my office, but it would come off like shameless bragging.
Suffice it to say, the one I would pick (given the option) has already offered my wife a threesome, and the rest are comparing numbers of sex partners.
Dear God, I just heard a motorboating over a lost drinking game...
I'm praying now, I just don't know for what...
-Rench
Suffice it to say, the one I would pick (given the option) has already offered my wife a threesome, and the rest are comparing numbers of sex partners.
Dear God, I just heard a motorboating over a lost drinking game...
I'm praying now, I just don't know for what...
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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motorpsycho67
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GOSTAZ
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Rench for Pimp/Fireman of the Apocalypse?
Howzabout bringing those nurses to DOOM? We have long thought that the lack of proper medical attention could become the Achille's Heel at the portal. Oh yeah, on the Order of High Kommand.
Just sayin'.
Howzabout bringing those nurses to DOOM? We have long thought that the lack of proper medical attention could become the Achille's Heel at the portal. Oh yeah, on the Order of High Kommand.
Just sayin'.
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Aliquando et insanire iucundum est.
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